Some time ago I was having a discussion with a female friend a while back
when she claimed there are 69 positions to have sex. I felt that in fact there are only 68, and bet her £50, on condition that she prove it.
She accepted my bet, and we arranged to set aside the next weekend to settle the matter.We warmed up in a 69, my favourite number, and then got down to serious business. We did it doggy style, we did it several ways in a chair, we did it standing up.
Total 23
We spooned, we did it in full and half lotus, and we did the wheelbarrow. We
had sex in ways I can't remember, and often we would return to 69 to
re-lubricate.
Makes 53
By late Sunday evening we had tried 66 positions, and my friend could not
think of any more.
She asked me if I could think of any we'd missed, and being a gentleman I
replied, "Well, there's head to toe."
She lay on the bed, legs slightly apart, and I got on top, taking a big toe
in my mouth to add to her pleasure.
Makes 67
Suddenly she remembered the airplane position, and told me to spin slowly
like a propeller, maintaining penetration all the while.
Makes 68
This eventually brought us into... the missionary position.
That made 69. Damn she was right.
BUT I have to say that it was the best fifty quid I ever lost though.