Motown Fox
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Same thing happen to you then YV?:icon_bigg
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Same thing happen to you then YV?:icon_bigg
Yorkshire Vixen
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oh aye..:icon_lol:
OldGit
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Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
OldGit
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A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. “You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires!”
The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, “Did you do what I told you to do?”
“Yes, dammit! I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!” she shouts.
The owner, looking confused, replies, “It’s a perfectly trained frog. I can’t understand what’s wrong.”
He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.
“What?” she shouts.
Turning to the frog, he says, “Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I’m showing you this!”
The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, “Did you do what I told you to do?”
“Yes, dammit! I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!” she shouts.
The owner, looking confused, replies, “It’s a perfectly trained frog. I can’t understand what’s wrong.”
He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.
“What?” she shouts.
Turning to the frog, he says, “Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I’m showing you this!”
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OldGit
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies,
"He's a midget"!
After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says what's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies,
"He's a midget"!
OldGit
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A young Essex woman goes to the local council to register for child benefits.
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"Ten," replies the Essex woman.
"Ten!", says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," says the Essex woman.
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the council worker.
"Naah," says the Essex woman. "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the young woman, .........
"I just use their surnames."
"How many children?" asks the council worker.
"Ten," replies the Essex woman.
"Ten!", says the council worker. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne," says the Essex woman.
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the council worker.
"Naah," says the Essex woman. "It's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout, 'WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY' or 'WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to individually?" asks the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the young woman, .........
"I just use their surnames."
Melton Fox
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OldGit
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fox58
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Hypothetical question
A Pub landlord has a vacancy for a part-time barmaid working in the evenings.
He narrows down his short list to three applicants
The first is a married mother of two who wants to return to work after looking after her children. Working in the evenings will not be a problem as her husband will look after the children
The second applicant is an experienced barmaid who works at another pub during the day and wants some extra hours to make up her wages.
The third applicant is a student who wants to earn some money so as not to fall to far into debt with her student loan
Who gets the job?
The one with the biggest tits
A Pub landlord has a vacancy for a part-time barmaid working in the evenings.
He narrows down his short list to three applicants
The first is a married mother of two who wants to return to work after looking after her children. Working in the evenings will not be a problem as her husband will look after the children
The second applicant is an experienced barmaid who works at another pub during the day and wants some extra hours to make up her wages.
The third applicant is a student who wants to earn some money so as not to fall to far into debt with her student loan
Who gets the job?
The one with the biggest tits
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| 2 | Liverpool | 5 | 12 |
| 3 | Aston Villa | 5 | 12 |
| 4 | Arsenal | 5 | 11 |
| 5 | Chelsea | 5 | 10 |
| 6 | Newcastle | 5 | 10 |
| 7 | Brighton | 5 | 9 |
| 8 | Nottm F | 5 | 9 |
| 9 | Fulham | 5 | 8 |
| 10 | Tottenham | 5 | 7 |
| 11 | Manchester U | 5 | 7 |
| 12 | Brentford | 5 | 6 |
| 13 | Bournemouth | 5 | 5 |
| 14 | West Ham | 5 | 4 |
| 15 | Leicester | 5 | 3 |
| 16 | Palace | 5 | 3 |
| 17 | Ipswich | 5 | 3 |
| 18 | Southampton | 5 | 1 |
| 19 | Everton | 5 | 1 |
| 20 | Wolves | 5 | 1 |
