OldGit
Well-Known Member
A guy is taken to a country pub by his mate. When they had got their drinks the mate points to a corner where someone clearly the village idiot was sitting muttering to himself. " We often have a laugh with him" he says. Go and offer him a choice from a 50p and a £1 coins. He'll take the 50p because it's bigger so he thinks its worth more"
So he goes over and shows him a 50p and a £1 and says " here you are mate, have one of these". Sure enough the man takes the 50p & giggles to himself.
"Why did you choose the 50p" he asks him
"Won't tell"
"Ah go on, I'm not a regular here. I won't tell anyone. Was it because its bigger?"
"Give me the other one as well then"
He gives him the pound, and the village idiot pulls him close and whispers into his ear "Well what would you rather have - 50p ten times every night or £1 once?"
So he goes over and shows him a 50p and a £1 and says " here you are mate, have one of these". Sure enough the man takes the 50p & giggles to himself.
"Why did you choose the 50p" he asks him
"Won't tell"
"Ah go on, I'm not a regular here. I won't tell anyone. Was it because its bigger?"
"Give me the other one as well then"
He gives him the pound, and the village idiot pulls him close and whispers into his ear "Well what would you rather have - 50p ten times every night or £1 once?"