The Safe House

[camberwell fox]

Can we let our noses hang out the top though? That seems to be the way it’s done at times

Wot?

 

[Blaarev]

This is the recommended mask to wear after Homer’s last visit

 

[homer]

That’s the mask I want you to wear during my visit

 

[pork pie fox]

Think I'm just gonna make myself comfy in here for a while.

 

[pork pie fox]

Just checking this place is still around. People are very worked up out there, so I'm gonna hide in the corner.

 

[bocadillo]

Just checking this place is still around. People are very worked up out there, so I'm gonna hide in the corner.

Appalling behaviour from somebody who is old enough to know better! Boris told you to stay at home and what do you do? And have you even been vaccinated?
Probably best that you do hide in the corner and stay hidden in the corner. You've been a very naughty boy!

 

[fitz]

Appalling behaviour from somebody who is old enough to know better! Boris told you to stay at home and what do you do? And have you even been vaccinated?
Probably best that you do hide in the corner and stay hidden in the corner. You've been a very naughty boy!

The ****ing windows are shut n all....unbelievable.

 

[mabrah]

You cannot hide.

 

[tedfoxxx]

I hope Homer has disinfected the items in the ‘toy box’

 

[Blaarev]

I was about to ask if someone wanted a game of chess. But then I realized that ‘’someone’’ has used the white queen as a buttplug.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I was about to ask if someone wanted a game of chess. But then I realized that ‘’someone’’ has used the white queen as a buttplug.

Joe’s already set the pieces up and ****ed off out

 

[FOX Franks]

I was about to ask if someone wanted a game of chess. But then I realized that ‘’someone’’ has used the white queen as a buttplug.

Dip it in the dettol and let’s get this party started

 

[Blue Maniac]

Nobody’s dusted in here in months

 

[Brown Nose]

Nobody’s dusted in here in months

I'm not sure I've ever been in here but I'll freshen the place up. Anything is better than reading the collective meltdown happening in the City forum.

 

[pork pie fox]

I'm not sure I've ever been in here but I'll freshen the place up. Anything is better than reading the collective meltdown happening in the City forum.

I’d give the toilet a wide berth, not sure who went in there last but it’s pretty rank

 

[Brown Nose]

I’d give the toilet a wide berth, not sure who went in there last but it’s pretty rank

I've already sussed out that it's not wise to go upstairs.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've already sussed out that it's not wise to go upstairs.

Or downstairs, homer has a dungeon

 

[Robin127]

That's probably where Skitzo has disappeared to.

 

[Brown Nose]

Or downstairs, homer has a dungeon

Right. So, for someone looking to avoid homer and his proclivities, what else is there to do here?

 

[homer]

Right. So, for someone looking to avoid homer and his proclivities, what else is there to do here?

Plenty of pot noodles in the cupboard...