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Just realised the link is shite, just look at the latest news on the homepage.
 
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Just realised the link is shite, just look at the latest news on the homepage.

I tried to post it in the Ryanair thread about 10 days ago, and I couldn't get the link to work either.

News Release 12.03.09

Passengers to Suggest Next Discretionary Charge
€1,000 CASH PRIZE FOR BEST SUGGESTION

Submit your ideas by email to [email protected]

Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (12th Mar) invited passengers to suggest the airline’s next ancillary revenue idea after Chief Executive, Michael O’Leary, confirmed that the company is examining the possibility of passengers paying to use the on board toilets in a drive to keep costs down and lower Ryanair’s guaranteed lowest fares even further.

This Europe wide competition invites passengers to submit their most ingenious, wacky and creative ideas to Ryanair via the www.ryanair.com website to be in with a chance of winning a €1,000 cash prize.

Launching the competition, Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara said;

“Ryanair is Europe’s largest low fares airline and we plan to continue to reduce costs and fares by stimulating ancillary revenues. We have always provided passengers with choice, if you don’t want to pay for food – don’t buy it, if you don’t want to pay checked in bag charges – don’t bring checked in bags, if you don’t want to pay handling charges – then just use Visa Electron entirely free of charge.

Since we confirmed that we are considering a toilet charge we have received a huge number of ancillary revenue suggestions from passengers and we want more. We are asking passengers to submit their ideas with the most creative winning €1,000 cash. Some of the best suggests to date are:

· Charging for toilet paper – with O’Leary’s face on it,
· Charging €2.50 to read the safety cards,
· Charging €1 to use oxygen masks,
· Charging €25 to use the emergency exit,
· Charging €50 for bikini clad Cabin Crew.

Passengers can submit their ideas by email to [email protected] to enter their idea before the 30th March 2009. The winning idea will be chosen by Ryanair and our decision will be final.”

 
Personally, I think they should start weighing passengers and charging for excess lardage.

Some geezer, weighs 100kg, no bag, pays for his ticket, I take a bag and have to pay, yet the combined weight of me and my bag is less than the fat feck.

Are you reading this Ryan?
 
Personally, I think they should start weighing passengers and charging for excess lardage.

Some geezer, weighs 100kg, no bag, pays for his ticket, I take a bag and have to pay, yet the combined weight of me and my bag is less than the fat feck.

Are you reading this Ryan?

Send it in.
 
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