Waiter Can Find Out Your Age When Eating Out

[Motown Fox]

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

your waiter may know!


YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH


This is pretty neat



DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,

SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

your waiter may know!


YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH


This is pretty neat



DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,

SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Feck me it works :icon_lol:

 

[bocadillo]

A variation on the 'thinkofanumberdoubleitaddtwohalfittakeawaythenumberyoufirstthoughtofanswerisone' theme.

 

[Dour]

Next year, it'll be worse. The number of shites you take will determine your age:


1. Work out the number of dumps you take a week. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759...

If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you shit in a week.)


The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)



2009 IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK,

SO SPREAD IT AROUND TO BE READY

 

[City Fan]

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but

your waiter may know!


YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH


This is pretty neat



DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

If you haven't, add 1757.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,

SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Mucking fagic.

 

[Darth Vodka]

think of a number, add your age, take away the number you thought of originally

it's your age

****tard

 

[LS6_Fox]

think of a number, add your age, take away the number you thought of originally

it's your age

****tard

Wow, it works, did Derren Brown teach you that?

 

[Nottingham Fox]

think of a number, add your age, take away the number you thought of originally

it's your age

****tard

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

You miserable fecker ... been spending some time with HF :icon_wink:icon_bigg

 

[Boy Genius]

Thats been around for years...........:icon_roll

 

[Macky]

Thats been around for years...........:icon_roll

First mentioned in the Lascaux caves if I'm not mistaken

 

[Motown Fox]

think of a number, add your age, take away the number you thought of originally

it's your age

****tard

Perhaps you should go back to burning toast on adverts