Wanker of the week....Mar 16th-20th

[Brauny Blue]

Nominations now welcome for WOTW

 

[Boy Genius]

Alastair Darling..... he needs to win it sometime!

 

[City Fan]

Michael Donovan

 

[spionfox]

The WBA steward who tried to stop Lee throwing his shirt and then took off after a photographer who dared to go on the pitch to photograph our heroes.

 

[MHS]

The referee of last Thursday's six pointer between TBFC and Aimless Wanderers

 

[Melton Fox]

Duncan Norvelle

 

[Brauny Blue]

Duncan Norvelle

Whats he done then?

 

[Melton Fox]

Whats he done then?

It's not so much what he's done. I have been trying to think of a reason all day why I shouldn't nominate him, the only one I came up with is that Graham Norton is a bigger Wanker, but I didn't want to give him the time of day.

 

[Brauny Blue]

It's not so much what he's done. I have been trying to think of a reason all day why I shouldn't nominate him, the only one I came up with is that Graham Norton is a bigger Wanker, but I didn't want to give him the time of day.

I actually went to see him at the Sketchley grange years ago.
Absolute pile of shite, i didnt find him the least bit funny.
To top it off the meal we had there was one of the worst i've ever had.
I can remember the night for how awful it was:icon_conf

 

[MKFox]

I can remember the night for how awful it was

Mrs Brauny says the same thing about her wedding night...

 

[Lako42]

Hu Jintao

 

[Brauny Blue]

Mrs Brauny says the same thing about her wedding night...

It was a grand day.............. lovely service

.................danced the night away

.................retired for a game of ' poke your wife '

.................then reminded her whats expected in the marriage

...................before retiring to bed

.............in the morning we left the hotel to drive home, which gave me the opportunity to once again remind her of her duties...............

.........

...........and we now live happily ever after

 

[Hammond Organ]

Duncan Norvelle

It's not so much what he's done. I have been trying to think of a reason all day why I shouldn't nominate him, the only one I came up with is that Graham Norton is a bigger Wanker, but I didn't want to give him the time of day.

Whats he done then?

I actually went to see him at the Sketchley grange years ago.
Absolute pile of shite, i didnt find him the least bit funny.
To top it off the meal we had there was one of the worst i've ever had.
I can remember the night for how awful it was:icon_conf

If Melton is putting 'Chase Me' down as a Wanker of the Week, I want to nominate Stan Boardman. He played at the butlins I worked at 16 years ago to the week, and he got booed off stage even then. Unfunny german baiting scouse ****.

 

[Boy Genius]

I actually went to see him at the Sketchley grange years ago.
I can remember the night for how romantic it was

FFS......:icon_eek:

 

[The Major]

I have to nominate Heather Mills for complaining that her daughter ONLY gets £35k a year . I can hear the tears of sympathy from council estates everywhere.

 

[Melton Fox]

I have to nominate Heather Mills for complaining that her daughter ONLY gets £35k a year . I can hear the tears of sympathy from council estates everywhere.

I fully support your nomination.

But then again, she may be making great strides towards the safety and legalisation of prostitution.

 

[Brauny Blue]

The court has practically dismissed her story today. Her claims of giving loads to charity is a load of bollux because there are no tax returns to support her claims. Also they say there is no evidence that she was as wealthy as she claimed before meeting Macca.

 

[Siouxsie]

I fully support your nomination.

But then again, she may be making great strides towards the safety and legalisation of prostitution.

could you afford to pay her rates though?

 

[Melton Fox]

could you afford to pay her rates though?

No, even if I went out on a limb I couldn't afford to stump up that amount of cash.

 

[Siouxsie]

No, even if I went out on a limb I couldn't afford to stump up that amount of cash.