Wasilewski: suggested song

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Suggested Wasilewski song to the tune of: 'That's amore'

When you're dumped on the floor like you've hit a barn door: Was-i-lewski
When you think you're well in and a foot breaks your shin: Wasi-lewski
You can play 'tippy-tippy-tay' with Konckesky all day - he'll ignore it.
But you go down our right and you're in for a fright: Was-i-lewski
Was-i-lewski
WASILEWSKI
 
Suggested Wasilewski song to the tune of: 'That's amore'

When you're dumped on the floor like you've hit a barn door: Was-i-lewski
When you think you're well in and a foot breaks your shin: Wasi-lewski
You can play 'tippy-tippy-tay' with Konckesky all day - he'll ignore it.
But you go down our right and you're in for a fright: Was-i-lewski
Was-i-lewski
WASILEWSKI


Bearing in mind his 2009 injury, I think Wasilewski will probably read the second line and agree with me that only a complete twat could pen or sing this ditty.
 
Whereas a song about shaking his leg all about is much better...you could change the second line and it's a good song IMO. OR we could nab a crystal palace song and embarrassingly sing that all the time, stay completely silent at home games unless we score or chuck in the odd Blue Army...
 
Bearing in mind his 2009 injury, I think Wasilewski will probably read the second line and agree with me that only a complete twat could pen or sing this ditty.

Take no notice Sparky I thought it was rather good.

The toughest player I ever saw was Eddie Clamp who played for Wolves in the 1950s. When a Wolves player was fouled the fans response was simple. A shout would go up aimed at the fouler "Eddie will get you."
 
Maybe just change the second bit to:

You thought you were through, till our right back got you....wasilewski?
 
When you're playing for fans who are pig-shitting thick....Wasilewski
And they're singing your song written by a real dick....Wasilewski....
 
Suggested Wasilewski song to the tune of: 'That's amore'

When you're dumped on the floor like you've hit a barn door: Was-i-lewski
When you think you're well in and a foot breaks your shin: Wasi-lewski
You can play 'tippy-tippy-tay' with Konckesky all day - he'll ignore it.
But you go down our right and you're in for a fright: Was-i-lewski
Was-i-lewski
WASILEWSKI

When you're playing for fans who are pig-****** thick....Wasilewski
And they're singing your song written by a real ****....Wasilewski....

Come on Homer. If you are going to call people thick it is wiser not to do it in the language of an underachieving twelve year old.
 
On an aside, Aussies sing okey-pokey rather than okey-cokey. Weird ay.
 
On an aside, Aussies sing okey-pokey rather than okey-cokey. Weird ay.

Plenty of wierdness going on here.

Green traffic light with a green pedestrian crossing. Truely wierd parking laws. One that is wierd but I quite like everyone individually thanking the bus driver at the end stop, yet wouldn't normally give anyone else the time of day.

Why does the name Joe Root raise a snigger when Mr. Cricket is a brazen Hussey?

The list goes on.

Here for the weather not the people....
 
Plenty of wierdness going on here.

Green traffic light with a green pedestrian crossing. Truely wierd parking laws. One that is wierd but I quite like everyone individually thanking the bus driver at the end stop, yet wouldn't normally give anyone else the time of day.

Why does the name Joe Root raise a snigger when Mr. Cricket is a brazen Hussey?

The list goes on.

Here for the weather not the people....

What's even weirder is my spelling of "Weird"
 
Plenty of wierdness going on here.

Green traffic light with a green pedestrian crossing. Truely wierd parking laws. One that is wierd but I quite like everyone individually thanking the bus driver at the end stop, yet wouldn't normally give anyone else the time of day.

Why does the name Joe Root raise a snigger when Mr. Cricket is a brazen Hussey?

The list goes on.

Here for the weather not the people....

I usually thank the bus driver as I get off :102: (when I say usually, I mean on the odd occasion I get a bus...)
 
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