Which one? HELP!!!!

[Macky]

I'm just after finishing my lunch and I now fancy a piece of fruit from the canteen but I really need help deciding what to get.

The bananas look okay but I prefer them a bit more greener; the Granny Smiths look lovely and green but I prefer them nice & cold out of the fridge; there's some plums there but they look a bit wrinkly and I'm not putting wrinkly plums in my mouth again; I can't be arsed peeling an orange.

I really need your help, any assistance will be great.

 

[highland fox]

How about a nice big juicy pear ?

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

:icon_lol: i think you should ask joe..he knows all the answers

 

[newtonfox]

google them and hit "im feeling lucky "

 

[Macky]

How about a nice big juicy pear ?

They're all out of melons

 

[bocadillo]

I'm just after finishing my lunch and I now fancy a piece of fruit from the canteen but I really need help deciding what to get.

The bananas look okay but I prefer them a bit more greener; the Granny Smiths look lovely and green but I prefer them nice & cold out of the fridge; there's some plums there but they look a bit wrinkly and I'm not putting wrinkly plums in my mouth again; I can't be arsed peeling an orange.

I really need your help, any assistance will be great.

You should eat them all. Don't forget the importance of Five-a-Day!

 

[highland fox]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts:icon_razz

You disgust me Newton

 

[newtonfox]

You disgust me Newton

only coz they are bigger than your you sicko :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

You should eat them all. Don't forget the importance of Five-a-Day!

Oh! :icon_eek: Is that to do with fruit consumption?

Well how stupid do I feel? Oh well, at least I'll be saving on Kleenex from now on.

 

[highland fox]

You can have my cherrry Macky anytime

Horrible stuff....

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Oh! :icon_eek: Is that to do with fruit consumption?

Well how stupid do I feel? Oh well, at least I'll be saving on Kleenex from now on.

:icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

Can i watch then join in......

He's all yours with you sex mate Alex ,its just wrong

relentless !!!!!

 

[Han]

If you want a good piece of fruit you're better off nipping to the shop as i doubt the canteen is up to much. not sure how much you'd pay there though.

He's all yours with you sex mate Alex ,its just wrong

relentless !!!!!

Stop copying HF!

 

[LCFC 4 life]

is this what its come to?

 

[Macky]

If you want a good piece of fruit you're better off nipping to the shop as i doubt the canteen is up to much. not sure how much you'd pay there though.

Fresh fruit in the canteen everyday and it's free

 

[Macky]

is this what its come to?

Look if you haven't got a constructive suggestion then I'll have to ask you to stop flaming my thread, I'm in a real quandary here

 

[LCFC 4 life]

Look if you haven't got a constructive suggestion then I'll have to ask you to stop flaming my thread, I'm in a real quandary here

ohhhh go on then...........an apple is always good.

 

[MKFox]

Oh! :icon_eek: Is that to do with fruit consumption?

Well how stupid do I feel? Oh well, at least I'll be saving on Kleenex from now on.

5 a day?
Have you cut down then?

 

[newtonfox]

If you want a good piece of fruit you're better off nipping to the shop as i doubt the canteen is up to much. not sure how much you'd pay there though.



Stop copying HF!

more like Alex :icon_wink

 

[fcukcov]

Why not get 2 plums and the banana and arrange them on a colleagues desk in an amusing fashion just to pass the afternoon away.