World Cup 2018

give_us_a_wave

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Forgot all about it to be honest. The read the squad & remembered why i'd forgotten. According to Southgate we'll be a world force in 4 years time thanks to all our fabulous young talent.

Gareth my old mate, I've been hearing that cobblers since 1974. **** all to report so far. & in those days it was being said by actual proper football managers.

Still, there are questions to answer at this tournament:

1) Is John Stones catastrophic defensive error going to cost England a) a match b) 2 points b) their place in the tournament?

2) Will Alli's yellow card for simulation be in the same game as his red for foul play/violent conduct?

3) Is it actually possible for England to be so bad it costs Gareth his job since no sentient life form in the known universe would touch the job with someone else's bargepole?

4) How many people will realise after it's all over that Brazil 2014 was in fact the last World Cup as we've all known & loved it?
 

give_us_a_wave

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The Germans will win the dullest World Cup since 1962. The Russians will do **** all but their fans will kill someone (probably either English or Polish) England will find a way to embarrass themselves that even I haven't thought of & Belgium will fail to live up to their tiresome reputation of being better than we think. Again.
 

homer

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The Germans will win the dullest World Cup since 1962. The Russians will do **** all but their fans will kill someone (probably either English or Polish) England will find a way to embarrass themselves that even I haven't thought of & Belgium will fail to live up to their tiresome reputation of being better than we think. Again.
Errrmmmm..

Well, I for one am NOT going to spend the Summer in a doom laden fog........
 

give_us_a_wave

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Errrmmmm..
The non doom laden quote applies only to LCFC & all matters pertaining. For everything else I'll react accordingly. The World Cup is shite & after Qatar next time, followed closely by expansion to 48 fucking teams it'll be completely dead. Very apt that it'll probably die in the USA, a country that generally couldn't give a toss about it anyway.
 

FOX Franks

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The Germans will win the dullest World Cup since 1962. The Russians will do **** all but their fans will kill someone (probably either English or Polish) England will find a way to embarrass themselves that even I haven't thought of & Belgium will fail to live up to their tiresome reputation of being better than we think. Again.
I know this is half joking but would anyone actually be surprised if a couple of people do 'go missing'?
 

artic fox

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Look out Croatia imploding as they are primed for a public meltdown. Their fans are having a on going battle with the top brass in Croatian FA.Davor Suker and his master Zdravko Mamic have a puppet for a Manager Zlatko Dalic. Moderic dragged into this as he changed his testimony in Court to clear Mamic in a Fraud case. One bad result and it is goodnight Moscow as it will all kick off.

If the Croatian FA are paying fines,then they can't pocket the money as they say in Croatia!
 
Sane left out of Germany's squad. Think that might come back to bite them on the arse as he offers the pace and power they otherwise lack in their squad.
 

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