I reckon there is something very very odd going on at Southampton.
It could be something sinister like a spectre in the changing rooms or something or maybe something trivial like a bad smell in the showers.
As an outsider though you can only guess. First Strachan goes in peculiar circumstances, and now Sturrock. Very odd.
The only major link I can see with these two misfits of society is that they both are Scottish. Therefore I announce that the Southampton bar is a whiskey free zone.
Micky, if your reading, the Malibu stock at Southampton is all but gone so there is no point in you going there. Mind you, no-one's touched a babycham in years so maybe it's worth a shot.