2022 Talking Balls Awards Nominations

[pork pie fox]

Naked, covered in baby oil, with a flower of your own choosing sticking out your bumhole


Same as every year

So basically just as I am currently, yes?

 

[homer]

So basically just as I am currently, yes?

I‘d change that wilting marigold if I were you - been there a while now

 

[SilverFox]

Biggest Shambles 2022

I’ll take it

 

[Blue Maniac]

Still about 36 hours left for nominations before the fun begins

 

[Lako42]

Oh good I just missed the deadline

 

[tedfoxxx]

Homer to stride across the stage shouting ‘Keep Alex’s name out of your ****ing mouth!’ Before slapping BM.

 

[popillius]

When is the ****ing ceremony? I've hired a tux for this shit and as I'm paying by the day and want to get my money's worth, I haven't taking it off for a week.

My scrotal zone smells like Jobber vomited in a cheese shop and mopped it it up with a cheap whore's pubis.

Absolute ****ing shambles.

 

[Blue Maniac]

When is the ****ing ceremony? I've hired a tux for this shit and as I'm paying by the day and want to get my money's worth, I haven't taking it off for a week.

My scrotal zone smells like Jobber vomited in a cheese shop and mopped it it up with a cheap whore's pubis.

Absolute ****ing shambles.

Calm down, fkinell

 

[pork pie fox]

When is the ****ing ceremony? I've hired a tux for this shit and as I'm paying by the day and want to get my money's worth, I haven't taking it off for a week.

My scrotal zone smells like Jobber vomited in a cheese shop and mopped it it up with a cheap whore's pubis.

Absolute ****ing shambles.

Relax, BM has probably got thousands of votes to collate.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Relax, BM has probably got thousands of votes to collate.

Yeah that’s definitely it

 

[popillius]

Relax, BM has probably got thousands of votes to collate.

I'm also certain that Cambers has voted for me as COTY the useless great twatpiece so that's one less to count.

 

[Brown Nose]

I'm also certain that Cambers has voted for me as COTY the useless great twatpiece so that's one less to count.

I'm pretty sure that award won't need a recount.

 

[popillius]

I'm pretty sure that award won't need a recount.

I'd be horrified if it did.

 

[tedfoxxx]

The silence is deafening.

 

[popillius]

Still wearing this tux. The crotch has almost dissolved now. Shambles.

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Still wearing this tux. The crotch has almost dissolved now. Shambles.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Apologies, unavoidable. I’ll post the first ones when I get home, don’t panic.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Sack the board.

 

[Lako42]

Apologies, unavoidable. I’ll post the first ones when I get home, don’t panic.

How long is your commute you massive useless Twat

 

[FryattFox]

Is it too late to vote?