2023/24 Season Predictions

[Joe_Fox]

Sorry guys, I can't handle the doom and gloom. I've tried to go with it but I'm afraid the negativity, cynicism and criticism are too much for me. Not everyone but enough to create an air. I'm of fragile temperament and can take myself to the dark side easily. I don't need the path marking, and dont want this in my life. So I'll take my leave.

My season prediction is that I'll be watching whatever happens. taupe out.

Nooooo! Don't go. You're second best poster on here!

 

[Graz]

Nooooo! Don't go. You're second best poster on here!

Thanks Joe!

 

[SilverFox]

We’re still winning this. How’s that for optimism.

 

[Brown Nose]

Where will we finish: 17th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Nobody at the club now will get double figures
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Alves
Most disappointing player (old or new): Vardy
Most improved player: Braybrooke
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 3rd round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 1st round
Best result of the season: No idea
Worst result of the season: No idea
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Gone by Xmas
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Top to provide another £250m to keep club afloat
Who will win the league: No idea
Who will get relegated: No idea

 

[Blaarev]

No idea

Yup

 

[alex]

Nooooo! Don't go. You're second best poster on here!

Thanks Joe

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Nooooo! Don't go. You're second best poster on here!

Cheers Joe. That means a lot

 

[Elon Bust]

Where will we finish: 17th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Nobody at the club now will get double figures
Player of the season: Winks
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Alves
Most disappointing player (old or new): Vardy
Most improved player: Braybrooke
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 3rd round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 1st round
Best result of the season: No idea
Worst result of the season: No idea
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Gone by Xmas
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Top to provide another £250m to keep club afloat
Who will win the league: No idea
Who will get relegated: No idea

Christ almighty, this is Levein/Kelly-era stuff.

 

[Micky]

Here's a prediction...

The squad will look significantly different at the end of August.

I hope.

 

[Micky]

How will we all cope if we have a terrible start to the season? Will we have patience with the new man? Would you all accept a mid table finish this season if we were to them steamroller the league the following season? I think this whole process could be long and bumpy.

 

[Fox Fan]

How will we all cope if we have a terrible start to the season? Will we have patience with the new man? Would you all accept a mid table finish this season if we were to them steamroller the league the following season? I think this whole process could be long and bumpy.

I doubt anyone would accept that, because as we all know, there are no guarantees on what happens next season.

He'll have 10 games as most managers do. If it's not going well, then the pressure will be considerable I suspect.

 

[Willlow]

Where will we finish: 2nd
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Vardy 18
Player of the season: KDH
Best new signing: Mads
Best young player: Thomas
Most disappointing player (old or new): Coady
Most improved player: Faes
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 4th round
Best result of the season: 4-0 Plymouth
Worst result of the season: 3-1 Southampton (a)
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? We made it in the Enzo
Who will win the league: Southampton
Who will get relegated: Ipswich, Rotherham, Plymouth

 

[Miles Away]

Where will we finish: 6th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Nacho 14
Player of the season: KDH
Best new signing: Winks
Best young player: Braybrooke
Most disappointing player (old or new): Coady
Most improved player: KDH
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 4th round
Best result of the season: 4-0 Plymouth
Worst result of the season: 1-3 Coventry H
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Playoff heartbreak
Who will win the league: Southampton
Who will get relegated: Ipswich, Rotherham, Plymouth

 

[Graz]

Decided to shake off my sulk and consider this.

Where will we finish: 2nd
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Nacho 18
Player of the season: Ricardo
Best new signing: Coady
Best young player: Marcal
Most disappointing player (old or new): Castagne
Most improved player: KDH
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 3rd round
Best result of the season: 6-1 Swansea
Worst result of the season: Leeds Away, 3-0
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Promotion secured on final day!
Who will win the league: Southampton
Who will get relegated: not a clue

 

[City Fan]

Right let’s give this a go then

Where will we finish: 13th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Vardy 13
Player of the season: Coady
Best new signing: Coady
Best young player: Casadei
Most disappointing player (old or new): Daka
Most improved player: KDH
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 3rd round
Best result of the season: 4-0 v Rotherham
Worst result of the season: 3-0 v Middlesbrough
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? No
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? A disappointing season ends on a damp squib.
Who will win the league: Middlesbrough
Who will get relegated: Rotherham, QPR, Hull

 

[Micky]

Right let’s give this a go then

Where will we finish: 13th
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Vardy 13
Player of the season: Coady
Best new signing: Coady
Best young player: Casadei
Most disappointing player (old or new): Daka
Most improved player: KDH
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th Round
How far will we go in the League Cup: 3rd round
Best result of the season: 4-0 v Rotherham
Worst result of the season: 3-0 v Middlesbrough
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? No
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? A disappointing season ends on a damp squib.
Who will win the league: Middlesbrough
Who will get relegated: Rotherham, QPR, Hull

That's pretty positive for you! You miserable sod!

 

[Zorro]

Here's my stab in the dark:
Where will we finish: 2nd
Top scorer (and no. of goals): Nacho 14
Player of the season: Ricardo
Best new signing: Mavididi
Best young player: Hermansen (young?), if not McAteer
Most disappointing player (old or new): Ward
Most improved player: Kristiansen
How far will we go in the FA Cup: 4th round
How far will we go in the League Cup: Final, Pep will win league and expect FA Cup win, then throw Enzo a bone to show what a good teacher he is.
Best result of the season: Rotherham 4-1
Worst result of the season: Southampton away 0-2
Will Maresca still be manager at the end of the season? Yes
What will be the Mercury's headline following the final game of the season? Anyone for pizza?
Who will win the league: Southampton
Who will get relegated: Wednesday, Rotherham and QPR

 

[Jeff]

I know it sounds a bit far fetched, but I predict that after eight games our top scorers will be Ndidi and McAteer with three goals each.

 

[Blaarev]

I know it sounds a bit far fetched, but I predict that after eight games our top scorers will be Ndidi and McAteer with three goals each.

That’s not a prediction but a fact.

 

[Zorro]

I suspect that Jamie could be on 3 by then as well