2nd test

[Brauny Blue]

I think Foxello will be seeking a transfer at this rate:icon_lol:

 

[Foxello]

Well, we are an Ashes winning team, but we just haven't got an Ashes winning squad..........

That is SO yesterday

 

[Foxello]

I think Foxello will be seeking a transfer at this rate:icon_lol:

I might register with the Forest forum

 

[fcukcov]

I think Foxello will be seeking a transfer at this rate:icon_lol:

I think foxestalk may be more his sceen anyway, chandler will love him.

 

[MKFox]

At least I can laugh at some of these...

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.


Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

 

[Brauny Blue]

At least I can laugh at some of these...

Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.


Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.

:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

:icon_lol:

 

[Willlow]

I still think we can get a 2-2 draw out of the series! OME ON ENGLAND!

 

[MHS]

I still think we can get a 2-2 draw out of the series! OME ON ENGLAND!

Have you eaten Confidence Crisp for breakfast?

 

[Willlow]

Have you eaten Confidence Crisp for breakfast?

I just cant be arsed to moan about how shite we are and we are going to get stuffed. Rather be optimistic (maybe blindly) and hope the lads can get a bit of pride back.

 

[MKFox]

Have you eaten Confidence Crisp for breakfast?

Space cakes.....

 

[Willlow]

Spunk cakes.....

:icon_eek: Your favourites?

 

[glyn]

I just cant be arsed to moan about how shite we are and we are going to get stuffed. Rather be optimistic (maybe blindly) and hope the lads can get a bit of pride back.

Willow I completely agree. With a good start in the next test we can win 2 out of the 3 remaining. We played 1 terrible hour of cricket in that last test, but we are still a good side.