Ask Melton

[newtonfox]

This thread is to consult Melton in times of trouble and confusion.

TB's very own agony aunt ....

 

[Steven]

This thread is to consult Melton in times of trouble and confusion.

TB's very own agony aunt ....

Dear Melton,

I am troubled that this thread has been started. I will also be very confused if it has any longevity.

Is there anything that can be done to help me? :icon_conf

Yours,

Confused and Troubled.

 

[lazzer]

Dear Melton

Is Newts actually a mental ?

Concerned
Glen Parva

 

[newtonfox]

http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?p=712264#post712264

read post #25 and #26 that will make it all clear for us :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton,

I am troubled that this thread has been started. I will also be very confused if it has any longevity.

Is there anything that can be done to help me? :icon_conf

Yours,

Confused and Troubled.

Yes, ignore the ****ing thing. A problem hidden is a problem gone.

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton

Is Newts actually a mental ?

Concerned
Glen Parva

I know lots of mental people. I'm sure they'll be offended by your comments.

So no, Newts isn't a mental. I think his category hasn't yet been invented.

 

[highland fox]

Dear Melton

Is Newts actually a mental ?

Concerned
Glen Parva

Dear Melton

Is Newts actualy a mental

Unconcerned
Kinlochleven

 

[Brauny Blue]

Dear Melton

Shall i have a chicken maryland for dinner, or something healthier ?

Undernourished
BB

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton

Shall i have a chicken maryland for dinner, or something healthier ?

Undernourished
BB

Eat what you like, you'll probably die next week of something else anyway.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Eat what you like, you'll probably die next week of something else anyway.

Dear Melton

Shall i have a paupers funeral, or a lead lined box.

Toes ready to curl
BB

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton

Shall i have a paupers funeral, or a lead lined box.

Toes ready to curl
BB

I suppose you're the only person that will give a ****, so it's best of you decide.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Dear Melton

do big crowds inspire decent performances or do decent performances bring big crowds?

confused
Rotherhithe

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton

do big crowds inspire decent performances or do decent performances bring big crowds?

confused
Rotherhithe

It isn't proven that the two are related. A decent performance may not always see a rise in those that attend, and likewise I have seen many a crowd put in a good performance only for the performer to let them down.

It's a general misconception that the two are closely related. They are certainly distantly related, but how closely I'm not so sure.

But, we have seen plenty of good performances from our fans, only for the team to play awful and lose. As a result of persistent losing, we got relegated and as a result crowd numbers will dwindle.

So, if I were to give you a meaningless answer, I'd say the perfomer needs to inspire the crowd first.

I went to see Meat Loaf last week, and he was rubbish. It was through no fault of the crowd that he was rubbish, he just was. For his next tour, he'll be at least one member of the crowd down.

 

[p d s]

Dear Melton,


What the **** does any of this mean ?
http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?p=710899#post710899

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton,


What the **** does any of this mean ?
http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showthread.php?p=710899#post710899

Thicko :icon_roll

 

[OldGit]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

[Melton Fox]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Trichinosis.

 

[spionfox]

Dear Melton

Can I cook a Koi in batter and have it with chips instead of cod or haddock?

Sadly my neighbour only has koi in his pond rather than the more usual batter friendly types of fish.

Yours hungrily.....

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton

Can I cook a Koi in batter and have it with chips instead of cod or haddock?

Sadly my neighbour only has koi in his pond rather than the more usual batter friendly types of fish.

Yours hungrily.....

Yes, but you may want to forget the batter and cook it in coconut milk instead.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Dear Melton,

I have asked my Mama what will I be? Will I be happy? Will I be sad, do you know what she said to me?

D. Day
California.