Brit Awards nominations:

[Jeff]

Never has so much horseshit being compiled in one list

Not since last year's Brits anyway...

The Brit awards are just a marketing thing by the record companies, it's not about good music, just about making money.

 

[Hazzman]

Not since last year's Brits anyway...

The Brit awards are just a marketing thing by the record companies, it's not about good music, just about making money.

I'd be interested to know how many nominee's are not on the big 4 labels.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

She's the best nomination out of a very poor bunch IMO

I'm not knocking your tastes, but have you actually ever heard any PJ Harvey? She's one of my favourite musicians of all-time

 

[Lako42]

British Male Solo Artist
Jamie T SAME OLD WANK
Mark Ronson SAME OLD WANK
Mika SAME OLD WANK
Newton Faulkner SAME OLD WANK
Richard Hawley WHAT TOSS


British Female Solo Artist
Bat For Lashes(Natasha Khan)
Kate Nash I ****ING HATE YOU, YOU TALENTLESS ****ING BINT
KT Tunstall SAME OLD WANK
Leona Lewis SAME OLD WANK
PJ Harvey JESUS FIN CHRIST


British Group
Artic Monkeys SAME OLD WANK
Editors EDIT THIS YOU USELESS *****
Kaiser Chiefs SAME AS EVERY OTHER BAND IN INDIE IDINTI-KIT BRITAIN
Girls Aloud SUPER WANK
Take That MONEY GRABBING OLD TIMERS

British Album
Artic Monkeys-Favourite Worst Nightmare SAME OLD
Leona Lewis-Spirit **** OFF WHINY BINT
Mika-Life in Cartoon Motion JESUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!
Mark Ronson-Version ****
Take That-Beautiful World BEAUTIFUL BANK ACCOUNT

British Breakthrough Act
Bat For Lashes
Kate Nash DIE DIE DIE DIE TALENTLESS WITCH, WITH YA FAKE NONSE
ACCENT
Klaxons SAME OLD WANK
Leona Lewis MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A SHIT AWARD CEREMONY
Mika WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

British Live Act
Artic Monkeys THATS A ****ING SURPRISE
Kaiser Chiefs THATS A ****ING SURPRISE
Klaxons SAME OLD WANK
Muse WOW!!
Take That MONEY MONEY MONEY

British Single
The Hoosiers-Worried About Ray **** OFF AND FIND
HIM THEN
James Blunt-1973 SAME OLD WANK
Kaiser Chiefs-Ruby SAME OLD WANK
Kate Nash-Foundations FAKE ****ING WHOAR
Leona Lewis-Bleeding Love BLEED TO DEATH
Mark Ronson ft. Amy Winehouse-Valerie OVER PLAYED SHITE HEAP
Mika-Grace Kelly BULLET..HEAD..NICE
Mutya Buena-Real Girl OMG
Sugababes-About You Now " "
Take That- Shine SHINE THAT CASH

Int. Male Solo Artist
Bruce Springsteen WTF'S HE DOIN AMONGS IT ALL
Kanye West BIT BETTER
Michael Buble BIT BETTER
Rufus Wainwright WHO
Timbaland SHIT

Int. Female Solo Artist
Alicia Keys MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER
Bjork JESUS F'IN CHRIST
Feist ????
Kylie Minogue PAST IT SHIT TIP
Rhianna SHOVE YOUR UMBERELLA UP YOUR..

Int. Group
Arcade Fire
Eagles
Foo Fighters
Kings of Leon YOU GET THE PICTURE
The White Stripes

Int. Album
Arcade Fire-Neon Bible
Eagles-Long Road Out of Eden
Foo Fighters-Echoes Silence Patience...
Kings of Leon-Because of the Times
Kylie Minogue- X

Outstanding Contribution Award
Paul McCartney

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Oh, wait, Rufus Wainwright was nominated too? Cool, theres another actually half decent artist up for an award. that makes 2...

 

[Hammond Organ]

We should have our own music awards ceremony.

Suggestions for categories please.

• Smug prick of the year (male or female).
• Most Punchable face.
• Artist you'd most like to inject in the neck with piss trough water.
• Most pretentious lyrics of the year.

Any more?

What of mine and Mackys? Aye probably

Wailing Talentless Bitch of the Year
and
Song that gets on your Tits the Most of the Year

Or maybe... Album that you will definately be able to pick up for £1.99 this time next year of the Year

Liking it.

• Single most obviously created to licence to a TV advert
• Artist most deserving of being stabbed in the neck with a pen
• Slut of the year (female)
• Slut of the year (male)
• Lifetime achievement award for crimes against music

When can we vote, I am digging these categories!

 

[Hammond Organ]

Int. Group
Arcade Fire
Eagles
Foo Fighters
Kings of Leon
The White Stripes

Embarrassing to tell you the truth when you compare this lot to all of the British nominations...

 

[highland fox]

Liking it.

• Single most obviously created to licence to a TV advert
• Artist most deserving of being stabbed in the neck with a pen
• Slut of the year (female)
• Slut of the year (male)
• Lifetime achievement award for crimes against music

The Ronan Keating Award for Artist unable to write his own matierial and has to rely on singing other peoples songs all the time