Crystal Palace Post Match Thread

[alex]

Is the boat called 'Joey'?

 

[Lako42]

Is the boat called 'Joey'?

'Tits up' actually

 

[SwedeFox]

Sarcasm is a bad thing and should not be allowed in a serious conversation.

 

[alex]

Sarcasm is a bad thing and should not be allowed in a serious conversation.

Lowest form of wit....

 

[Bobby Smith]

Lowest form of wit....

But also the funniest.

 

[Bobby Smith]

But also the funniest.

That was sarcastic BTW.

 

[SwedeFox]

That was sarcastic BTW.

My first post was also sarcastic. This one is not sarcastic.

 

[Macky]

Lowest form of wit....

The only people who believe trite sayings like that are those that can't handle or appreciate sarcasm.

I am also not being sarcastic.

 

[Steven]

From the Young Ones. :icon_wink

DAMAGE: All right. Terribly sorry, terribly sorry. If anybody moves, I'll show you what happens, right.

[Takes bag off of Neil's head with a disgusting "slurp". Neil is covered with green slime.]

This happens, right?

NEIL: Hi there. Are you the doctor?

[Damage head butts him. Neil falls backward into a nail, staggers, holding his butt in pain.]

Oooh! Ahhhh! Ooooooh!! [Neil breathes in deeply] Hey, I think that's done the trick! Thanks, Doc.

DAMAGE: Thanks, Doc?! Are you being sar-carstic or something, my son? That's one of my least favorite things, that happens to be. Sar-carsm.

SPG: [watching everything from his seat on top of the fridge] Really. Hah-huh.How incredibly interesting. [sighs]

DAMAGE: I was walking a dog, and this bloke, he comes to me and says, "Nice day, innit?" But it wasn't. It wasn't a nice day. It was a little bit cloudy. Which makes him very sar-carstic. So acting as if nothing would happen, I took his head, right, put it in me mouth, right, acting dead casual-like, clamped me teeth, and BIT HIS HEAD OFF!! Cause I hate people being sar-carstic.

NEIL: I wasn't, you know, being sar-castic.

DAMAGE: Weren't ya? Well, forget everything I just said then, all right?

 

[Macky]

From the Young Ones. :icon_wink

Brilliant stuff Steven*








* No sarcasm intended

 

[Heineken Matt]

You have no idea what positivity or negativity he has in his life?

Who are you, his dad?

Please tell me you are joking?

 

[newtonfox]

From the Young Ones. :icon_wink

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Who are you, his dad?

Please tell me you are joking?

Of course he's not joking.

How would he, you or anybody else have any idea what positivity or negativity he has in his life?

 

[alex]

Quite right Macky, and also, 'yes' that is his father.

 

[Heineken Matt]

Of course he's not joking.

How would he, you or anybody else have any idea what positivity or negativity he has in his life?

Oh my life, I can't quite believe what I am reading!

Strikes me that certain people are allowed to say what they want whereas others incur the wrath of the "senior members".

To be honest, I am somewhat tired by all this guff anyway. If Melton is upset, he needs to grow up. If he is six years of age, then I apologise.

"I will hereby sommenly swear forthwith to never insult a fellow poster, to agree with all senior members and to never even try and crack a joke or offer any hint of sarcasm as long as I shall support Leicester City"

Now I have sworn this oath wearing my LCFC novelty socks whilst saluting a picture of Matty Elliott and smoking a peace pipe - please accept my forgiveness?

And I promise this post contains no intended sarcasm or humour.

 

[newtonfox]

Oh my life, I can't quite believe what I am reading!

Strikes me that certain people are allowed to say what they want whereas others incur the wrath of the "senior members".

To be honest, I am somewhat tired by all this guff anyway. If Melton is upset, he needs to grow up. If he is six years of age, then I apologise.

"I will hereby sommenly swear forthwith to never insult a fellow poster, to agree with all senior members and to never even try and crack a joke or offer any hint of sarcasm as long as I shall support Leicester City"

Now I have sworn this oath wearing my LCFC novelty socks whilst saluting a picture of Matty Elliott and smoking a peace pipe - please accept my forgiveness?

And I promise this post contains no intended sarcasm or humour.

post what you want within the forum rules

 

[lazzer]

Upset the senior memebers :icon_bigg What are we the sioux nation ?

 

[newtonfox]

Upset the senior memebers :icon_bigg What are we the sioux nation ?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Heineken Matt]

Upset the senior memebers :icon_bigg What are we the sioux nation ?

I thought that was a pastry?

 

[newtonfox]

I thought that was a pastry?

:icon_bigg