Footballer scores from the dug-out but gets sacked for it

[Blaarev]

Chlitoris.... Eh.... Clitheroe player sacked!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340

 

[tedfoxxx]

Came from behind etc.

 

[jb5000]

Man in the hole?

 

[jb5000]

Deep playmaker?

 

[jb5000]

Fox in the box?

 

[Mawsley]

Not my definition of a happy ending

 

[Motown Fox]

Bit of a Hart to Tart

 

[Rich B]

Team I used to run had a presentation "do" at Meadow Lane, one lad took a dump on the penalty spot and couple of players had their girlfriends in the dug-outs

 

[Blue Maniac]

Team I used to run had a presentation "do" at Meadow Lane, one lad took a dump on the penalty spot and couple of players had their girlfriends in the dug-outs

Classy fella then?

 

[DesertFox]

It's Nottingham, BM. Different rules.

 

[spionfox]

Team I used to run had a presentation "do" at Meadow Lane, one lad took a dump on the penalty spot and couple of players had their girlfriends in the dug-outs

Obviously jealous of County's more illustrious heritage.

 

[Rich B]

Obviously jealous of County's more illustrious heritage.

Obviously

 

[Rich B]

Classy fella then?

So one of yours wouldn't do it at your main rivals - Coventry, then??

 

[Blue Maniac]

So one of yours wouldn't do it at your main rivals - Coventry, then??

 

[Jeff]

So one of yours wouldn't do it at your main rivals - Coventry, then??

I prefer to use the toilet, like a civilised person. So yes, anywhere in cov would do.

 

[bocadillo]

So one of yours wouldn't do it at your main rivals - Coventry, then??

Why, when the altogether more wholesome and simple act of burying a shirt seems to have had a much more desirable and long-lasting effect?