Hammond Organ's Complete Lies Thread

[Hammond Organ]

I am Napolean the 14th

 

[highland fox]

I know what I'm talking about

 

[Melton Fox]

I went to a wedding the other day.

 

[homer]

Iain Dowie is at the Walkers Stadium as we speak

 

[fcukcov]

Newton Fox is getting a puppy from somewhere in Europe

 

[RHYDAL]

I wasn't the best man at a wedding the other day, and during the speech, didn't refer to the bride by her husband's ex-wife's name.

 

[Lako42]

Im allergic to dwarfs and crayons.

 

[muzzysgal]

I wasn't the best man at a wedding the other day, and during the speech, didn't refer to the bride by her husband's ex-wife's name.

It's the "Complete Lies" thread not the "Wishful Thinking" one :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

I won the title The Highlands Most Ellegible Batchelor last week

 

[RHYDAL]

It's the "Complete Lies" thread not the "Wishful Thinking" one :icon_lol:

No it isn't.

 

[Darth Vodka]

No it isn't.

this isn't an argument, it's just contradiction

 

[RHYDAL]

this isn't an argument, it's just contradiction

In this thread, it's an agreement.:icon_wink

 

[Hammond Organ]

I just had a mongolian clusterfuck with Kiera Knightley, Jacques Kallis, The Queen Mum, Long John Baldry, Lassie and Bob the Builder...

It was a 6 out of 10...

 

[FIF]

I can't write that here

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

I just had a mongolian clusterfuck with Kiera Knightley, Jacques Kallis, The Queen Mum, Long John Baldry, Lassie and Bob the Builder...

It was a 6 out of 10...

Can he flex it?

 

[Real Sharapova]

and Bob the Builder...

Surprised he turned up on time. Did he ask for a tea with twelve sugars afterwards?

 

[Hazzman]

The tickets for the Away End on Saturday are reserved.

 

[Durham Fox]

BG knows his stuff.

 

[Melton Fox]

BG knows his stuff.

He's just sent me a pm apologising, I think Scarby may have got one too.

 

[Hammond Organ]

I was born in Nigeria to a man named Umbongo and a panda called Wing Ming