Help Wanted

[Chuck T Masala]

Hi everyone,

I am looking for some help. For my sins I run a girls football team. Its just a bit of fun but the girls love it and I get so much satisfaction out seeing their little faces when we score.

Truth is its a bit much for me on my own and I am looking for some kind hearted soul to help me make the girls dream come true So if you are willing to throwyou lot in witha team full of silly girlies PM me and we will set something up.

Team Photo attached.


:icon_eek:

 

[MKFox]

I don't mind helping. Put me down for the physio job....

 

[Chuck T Masala]

There will be a lot of rubbing involved MK?

 

[MKFox]

There will be a lot of rubbing involved MK?

Oh yes...Groin strains are a constant problem, and I'm a stickler for pre and post match massage...

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Purely for team building we all end up in the bath together. Often when there isnt even a match!

 

[Durham Fox]

I can help out, as long as you drop that scratty looking bird in the wolves shirt :icon_bigg

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I can help out, as long as you drop that scratty looking bird in the wolves shirt :icon_bigg

Sorry me Mam stays. :icon_razz

 

[Motown Fox]

Can I be the players agent as I can see big bucks$$$$$$ in it

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I can just see big tits.

 

[Boy Genius]

Awww heres me I thought you were haveing a whip round for training kit or something and I was to put my hand in my pocket.



Can't get me hand out now.....

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Awww heres me I thought you were haveing a whip round for training kit or something and I was to put my hand in my pocket.



Can't get me hand out now.....

I'm just having random dirtythoughts this afternoon, y'know them sort a days when its on yer mind a lot. :icon_redf

 

[Boy Genius]

I'm just having random dirtythoughts this afternoon, y'know them sort a days when its on yer mind a lot. :icon_redf

just Random.....:icon_eek:

 

[MKFox]

I'm just having random dirtythoughts this afternoon, y'know them sort a days when its on yer mind a lot.

Best stop off and get some flowers for mrs chuck on the way home then, eh???:icon_wink

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Why? Its not time yet, I checked daily order this morning, defo no rumpy pumpy mentioned. More like get that fecking fence fixed.

 

[Brauny Blue]

Why? Its not time yet, I checked daily order this morning, defo no rumpy pumpy mentioned. More like get that fecking fence fixed.

Dump her:icon_lol:

 

[Motown Fox]

I've done a Shirt deal!!!

Sunday Sport have agreed a package.

The shirt says I LOVE A BIT OF SUNDAY SPORT

With the SUNDAY SPORT part on their tits.:icon_razz

Player sponsorship next:icon_razz :icon_razz

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

I will be more than happy to help to out with some coaching, I would be delighted to demonstrate the art of tackling from behind and also how to attack the box.

I can also supply the half time refreshment from my fruit stall, although I have sadly run out of oranges, I would love to see the girls getting their gums around me plums :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

I will be more than happy to help to out with some coaching, I would be delighted to demonstrate the art of tackling from behind and also how to attack the box.

I can also supply the half time refreshment from my fruit stall, although I have sadly run out of oranges, I would love to see the girls getting their gums around me plums :icon_lol:

Thats News of the World stuff..............

 

[Durham Fox]

I will be more than happy to help to out with some coaching, I would be delighted to demonstrate the art of tackling from behind and also how to attack the box.

Look at the picture mate, they are women!!

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

I know there is nowt wrong with tackling a lady from behind, it is well within the rules, as long as you take the ball, Jesus I dont know what you had in mind, filthy swine :icon_lol: