How Are People Feeling Today?

[Macky]

knackered worked like a **** today

Girl?
Baby?
Lady?
Twat?
****?

 

[Macky]

Have I missed this or is it the first time you have mentioned it? That's a crappy thing to happen.

Yeah, I did mention it at the time.
Bit of a shitty time, but I did okay out of the redundo, so not all bad

 

[fosseboy83]

Girl?
Baby?
Lady?
Twat?
****?

yes:icon_razz

 

[fosseboy83]

Yeah, I did mention it at the time.
Bit of a shitty time, but I did okay out of the redundo, so not all bad

sorry to hear that mate. Shit when it happens even if you do get a few pennies in your pocket

 

[Cate Fox]

Will you be meeting Zizzi in Zizzis? :icon_lol:

No I didnt :icon_lol:

 

[Leesoh]

Very annoyed. Found out a T&C of my Vodafone agreement doesn't actually exist, and now they're refusing to let me terminate the contract without me having to pay for it. Considering that their lies got an extra 13 months payments from me before finding out, I think it's more than a little cheeky of them.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Feeling weird.
Just after collecting my redundancy cheque.

Time for scoops I think

Have a couple for me, mate.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ahem

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Looks a bit like Ray Mears.

 

[Jeff]

Pulling the ice axe from my leg
I staggered on
Spindrift stinging my remaining eye

I finally managed to reach the station
Only to find that the bus replacement service had broken down

After wondering to myself whether it should actually be called a train replacement service
I walked out onto the concourse and noticed the giant screen seemed to have been tampered with
Probably by a junior employee
Disgruntled commuters were being regaled with some dismal TVM
Involving a tug-of-love-custody-battle
Stockard Channing held sway

Down in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots without due care or attention
I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette
i.e sidle out of the store gingerly
Embrace the margin

Fat kids with sausage rolls
Poor sods conducting polls

There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

I try to put everything into perspective
Set it against the scale of human suffering
And I thought of the Mugabe government
And the children of the Calcutta railways
This works for a while
But then I encounter Primark FM
Overhead a rainbow appears
In black and white

Shite Day
I guess this must be National Shite Day
This surely must be National Shite Day
Don’t tell me, it’s National Shite Day

Float… float on
Float… float on
Barry… Herpes

I got a letter from Stringy Bob
Still on suicide watch
Screws not happy
Spotted a Marsh Fritillary during association
Was roundly ignored
What news you
I felt sorry for him
He’d only been locked up for public nuisance offences
One of which saw him beachcombing the Dee Estuary
Found a dead wading bird
Took it home, parcelled it up, and sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool
With a note inside which read: “Is this your Sanderling?”

Another time saw him answering an advert in the music press
“Keyboard player required: Doors, Floyd, etc.
Must be committed, no time wasters”
You can guess the rest

I always imagined he would simply wander off some day into the hills
To be found months later
His carcass stripped by homeless dogs
His exposed skull a perch for the quartering crow

I folded away the letter and put it in my inside pocket
All of a sudden I felt brushed by the wings of something dark
May the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob

Shite Day
I do believe it’s National Shite Day
It all points to National Shite Day
Someone’s declared it National Shite Day

Shite Day
My birthday! On National Shite Day
No bogroll, it’s National Shite Day
Cue drumroll, it’s National Shite Day

 

[fosseboy83]

is that from the search for Franck?:icon_bigg

 

[Blue Maniac]

is that from the search for Franck?:icon_bigg

Nobody reads that shite.

 

[fosseboy83]

Nobody reads that shite.

just me then!

 

[Blue Maniac]

just me then!

When the bloke that writes it gets his head straight and actually catches up

 

[fosseboy83]

When the bloke that writes it gets his head straight and actually catches up

yeah get his arse in gear. I like manically frustrated rambles

 

[Blue Maniac]

yeah get his arse in gear. I like manically frustrated rambles

Good description :icon_cool

 

[beaumontfox]

Chipper. Spent some money. Went to Brum with two mates to see the stage play of The Hobbit, and were pleasantly surprised when two of the blokes did some scenes with not much clothing on their torsos.

Only downside were a family behind us who the parents had obviously brought their three daughters up with no manners.
When we got in they were sitting in our seats so had to move, think they originally had tickets up the back. And the three girls spent the whole first half of the play chopsing about anything and everything NOT to do with what they were there to watch.

At the interval we made a point of saying out loud how ignorant some people were, and went to go and get a drink etc, stood up near the back to chat and the cheeky buggars went and sat in our seats!! Obviously their parents had told the kids what we had said, cos they kept looking up towards us. In the end we decided not to go back to those seats and sit elsewhere(mainly cos we might've said summat and caused a scene-ahem)

 

[Hazzman]

I go Wycombe Wanderers v Huddersfield Town. .I had a semi over the turnstile operator whose words 'enjoy the game' continuely repeated in my head for the first twenty minutes. Then, Jordan Rhodes scores a headover kick. I managed to get back home for 7thanks to using a Park and Ride system and see every minute of the match.

Simple things occupy simple minds. 51 down...42 to go.

 

[GazLCFC]

I go Wycombe Wanderers v Huddersfield Town. .I had a semi over the turnstile operator whose words 'enjoy the game' continuely repeated in my head for the first twenty minutes. Then, Jordan Rhodes scores a headover kick. I managed to get back home for 7thanks to using a Park and Ride system and see every minute of the match.

Simple things occupy simple minds. 51 down...42 to go.

:icon_eek:

I love broken English.:icon_bigg

 

[SwedeFox]

:icon_eek:

I love broken English.:icon_bigg

Since when does Hazzman write his posts in English?

 

[fosseboy83]

Since when does Hazzman write his posts in English?