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It's hard to imagine John Terry shagging Wayne Bridge's wife without him slipping over, ejaculating on the bed post and then crying about it.
 
Pretty harsh on Bridge but in Terry's defence, Bridges missus is unbelieveable.

According to some papers Bridge split up with her quite a while ago.

Doesn't make Terry cheating on his wife any better but it would mean there shouldn't be quite the same level of friction (ooh er) between him and Bridge.
 
Pretty harsh on Bridge but in Terry's defence, Bridges missus is unbelieveable.

Well I would

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Well I would

Yeah but just imagine the furore if you did. Probably better off keeping it in your pants and not giving the media a field day.
 
Yeah but just imagine the furore if you did. Probably better off keeping it in your pants and not giving the media a field day.

erm... I think I'm going to take issue with your theory Ted.

:icon_lol: Let's think this through, shag the lovely Vanessa and have some arsehole trying to take your picture for the NOTW or DON'T shag the lovely Vanessa and live the quiet life.

On balance, I think there's not enough fat people photographed for the NOTW and I'm sure I'd make a great addition.
 
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