junk emails

[MKFox]

It uncovered that 20% of spam email has click-through from idiots who think their penis will get bigger by spending up to £50 on pills made from herbs in India that hold a real cost of 50p.

ssshhhhh!!
Highland has to cling onto what little hope he has left...

 

[Jeff]

Dear Jennifer
Thanks for your assistance with my request for any training equipment that Everton Football Club could donate to our newly formed under 16's football team. As per our phone conversation the lad's who play for us, 2 of them are my own sons, Where dumped by their former manager and sponser. We have managed to get a sponser and we are not asking for any financial help, just;if you could possible; donate any equipment/training aids.
We also would hope to be able to hire one of your function rooms for our end of season presentation next year.
As I said on the phone I will, with your permission, go to the local press and state how Everton Football club have helped us!
Thanks for your attention.
Gary.Ringham

Indanet F.C
Bootle & Litherland junior league

 

[Scarby]

Dear Jennifer
Thanks for your assistance with my request for any training equipment that Everton Football Club could donate to our newly formed under 16's football team. As per our phone conversation the lad's who play for us, 2 of them are my own sons, Where dumped by their former manager and sponser. We have managed to get a sponser and we are not asking for any financial help, just;if you could possible; donate any equipment/training aids.
We also would hope to be able to hire one of your function rooms for our end of season presentation next year.
As I said on the phone I will, with your permission, go to the local press and state how Everton Football club have helped us!
Thanks for your attention.
Gary.Ringham

Indanet F.C
Bootle & Litherland junior league

did you reply?

 

[Jeff]

did you reply?

I told him it was the wrong address.


So he slightly changed the address when he sent it again. Still came to me though.

 

[Scarby]

have you got @evertonfc.com email address?

surely he just pressed reply from the orginal email. odd

 

[Jeff]

have you got @evertonfc.com email address?

No. That's where he should have sent it.

surely he just pressed reply from the orginal email. odd

There wasn't an original email, he's following up a phone call.

 

[Jeff]

Hi Tilly,
I had an unfortunate "accident" whilst squeezing the bottle to get the three drops out. The nozzle shout out, as well as half the bottle into the drink.
Wondered if I could still use this mixture now, but in the end decided to throw it away.
The bottle does need some squeezing for the drops. Is this normal!!!!
Love and best wishes.
Ian.

 

[Melton Fox]

"Tilly" must be H's new nickname.

 

[OldGit]

Or Innocent's

 

[Jeff]

Hi,

Am guessing your email address from work so can you let me know if you get this please

Bx



Bronwen Fox

Team Manager

Advice & Compliance (Kings Lynn)



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Unless this email relates to Norfolk County Council business it will be regarded by the Council as personal and will not be authorized by or sent on behalf of the Council. The sender will have sole responsibility for any legal actions or disputes that may arise.

 

[Jeff]

Dear MR CLUBB,

Thank you for updating your details - we have now amended our records. We do not need to issue you with a new licence until your existing licence is due for renewal, so please keep your current licence in a safe place.

Your reference number for your change of details is ****, which should be quoted in any future enquiries and communications about this matter. Please note: this does not replace your TV Licence number.


TV Licensing

 

[Jeff]

Leicester City will be holding their pre-Leyton Orient press briefing at the Walkers Stadium on Thursday, September 18.

David Martin and recent signing Bruno Berner will be available for interview from 1:45pm.

Manager Nigel Pearson will address the press at 2pm.

Please confirm your attendance by reply to the email.

 

[spionfox]

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[spionfox]

Hello Sir/Madam,

Goodday .I am Mr.Kennedy Jaja, the Director of the Niger Delta Development
Commission(NDDC).

I come to you in peace and goodnews that will turn your life around.We have
an unspent amount valued at USD $32Million from our last year budget.This
funds have been proposed for a project in our accounting books.This project
is not feasible in the next five years as Militancy activities has made the
government to suspend any furhter development in that region.

All i need you to do is to present yourself as one of our contractor who
has
done feasibility studies and engineering design on the proposed
project.This
will enable the accounting department to prepare a payment voucher for the
full amount to your company which you will be required to register with the
Corporate affairs commission(CAC) and our procurement Department.

All risk involved with this transaction has been taken care of by this
parastatal.As soon as you show your genuine intention, we shall discuss the
payment modalities with you.

Contact Detail Below:

Name:Kennedy Jaja
Email: [email protected]

We hope to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully,
Kennedy Jaja
Director
NDDC.

 

[drummindefender]

sounds like a nice bloke that Mr Jaja

 

[Jeff]

sounds like a nice bloke that Mr Jaja

 

[spionfox]

Hi, how are you? Likely, you will be now surprised. I long thought
before writing you the letter. This morning, I have received love the
Internet dispatch, from the unknown person to me the addressee. In the
given letter, it was spoken about love relations between people. In
the list e-mail addressees, I have seen your address. I long thought
before writing to you. I think, what you as search for serious
relations? I consider, that the given chance for me unique, therefore
I have decided to write to you. I wish to find the present love! I
would like to begin our acquaintance, with the small story about me.
My name is Asya. Friends me name simply Asya. To me of 28 years. I the
quiet, young, purposeful girl. Friends say to me, that I cheerful. I
love dialogue. I consider, that dialogue very important component in
our life. I, as well as all women of our country, like to cook food,
to go in for sports. I conduct a healthy way of life. I do not smoke
and I do not take alcohol. I have work which very strongly I love. But
I do not have not enough love. I am assured, that on our planet, there
is a person who can present to me happiness and love! On the Internet
I more recently. I have no wide experience in the Internet
acquaintances. I have seen transfer on the TV, about love in the
Internet and have decided to find the happiness. I consider, that it
is real. I search for the real man who will love, and to respect me. I
consider, that this main thing in relations. I wish to get acquainted
with you more close, by means of e-mail. It will be for us easier
variant.

I give you mine e-mail the address: ****@yahoo.co.uk

You can write to me. I with pleasure will answer you. Certainly, I
will send to you many the photos and I hope, that they will like you.
I with impatience will wait your letter to me, with more detailed
story about you. I am assured, that we become good friends and we can
love each other. Yours faithfully, Your new girlfriend, Asya.




"She" sent me a lovely picture of "herself" too. I am tempted :icon_bigg

 

[homer]

Certainly, I will send to you many the photos.........

For that reason alone, you are obliged to reply

 

[spionfox]

For that reason alone, you are obliged to reply

And then post them in one of the boobs threads?

 

[Jeff]

Hi Darren,

We have set up a memorial group in Billys hometown of
Dunfermline, to raise awreness of this football legend,with Everton Fc
being Liverpools great rival we would find it fitting if EFC could
recognise this football great with a letter of support, to our group.
We are trying to get Billy into the SFA hall of fame and also raise
funds for a cairn in his home village of Townhill Dunfermline, we are
of the opinion that sport holds no barriers and any form of recognition
will be well received many thanks David O'Donnell.