Speculation Motown's hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Winter 2016/17 rumours thread

[SilverFox]

I feel sorry for the bloke for SSN who has to stand outside the training ground all day. I switched it in for 5 minutes before I went to work and st that time he was saying it looked to be, "a really interesting day at Leicester". I thought to myself that he was more likely to see some pigs flying. Yep, I was right (with the exception of the arrival of Beef on loan).

 

[SilverFox]

Sakho went to Palace. Would have walked into our back line.

 

[Brown Nose]

Sakho on loan to Palace. Feck me, how did we miss that. Absolutely criminal.

 

[Lako42]

Sakho went to Palace. Would have walked into our back line.

Not for less than £200k a week, although he would crawl for only £105k

 

[SilverFox]

Not for less than £200k a week, although he would crawl for only £105k

...and still have more pace doing that than either of Huth or Morgan.

 

[SilverFox]

We had our chance to do something special in the summer. We didn't. We won't be getting that chance again.

 

[SilverFox]

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Viz.

Is it too late for me to make an offer for that Pot Noodle?

 

[Mawsley]

Is it too late for me to make an offer for that Pot Noodle?

No, I'm keeping it - although it has said it is not prepared to be eaten in my kitchen. Luckily I have a range of other foodstuffs that look decent on a menu but fail to deliver on the plate.

 

[SilverFox]

Well, window closed. Let's go over to Foxestalk and watch people lose their shit...

 

[sparky79]

Molla Wague should surely have gone to Watford? He's owned by Granada and been to Udinese for 3 years.
Not to decry his undoubtedly world beating abilities - he must be pretty ****ing shit if Watford haven't taken him on instead of Cathcart and Prodl....

 

[Jeff]

Boro sign a midfielder at 22;54. Is there time for us to get Ramirez in?? If the paperwork's ready...

How long does a medical take?

Clubs are allowed an extra couple of hours after the deadline to complete all the paperwork, as long as they send in notification before the deadline that the transfer is going to happen.

 

[SilverFox]

Perhaps our medical process is really difficult? Are we making people do cock push ups or something?

 

[londonfox]

Molla Wague should surely have gone to Watford? He's owned by Granada and been to Udinese for 3 years.
Not to decry his undoubtedly world beating abilities - he must be pretty ****ing shit if Watford haven't taken him on instead of Cathcart and Prodl....

I wonder what you'd say if you were to decry him?

Cathcart and/or Prodl would improve our team right now.

 

[londonfox]

Perhaps our medical process is really difficult? Are we making people do cock push ups or something?

If rumors are to be believed it might explain the signings of Amartey, Ndidi, Musa etc

 

[SJN-Fox]

I wonder what you'd say if you were to decry him?

Cathcart and/or Prodl would improve our team right now.

Gazza would improve our team right now !!

 

[FIF]

New blood?

Chilwell, Mendy, NDidi, Gray, Musa, Slimani...

 

[tedfoxxx]

To be honest, we probably wouldn't do much worse fielding an iPhone in defence atm.

Well it's certainly mobile....

 

[Lako42]

Drop Vardy, Drinky, Fuchs, Morgan or Huth.

 

[TommyK]

Drop Vardy, Drinky, Fuchs, Morgan or Huth.

Good plan. We should save them for the championship

 

[FIF]

Drop Vardy, Drinky, Fuchs, Morgan or Huth.

Huth is doing what he always did. He was never fast, he was never a passer. He heads, he huths, he intercepts, he blocks, he goes up front and is the "surprise" target for every Fuchs throw. Morgan only scores from corners because opponents are surprised the ball wasn't aimed at Bob again.

He's a warrior.