One more game before PEAR SON is sacked

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Only one game left of the famous first ten and it seems that PEAR SON getting sacked is inevitable.

Why?

1) After some flukey wins we have our bogey team at home - Brizzle City
2) A defeat here will end our initial home dominance making the board nervous
3) A defeat here will mean we have lost 40% of our opening matches - a totally unacceptable percentage
4) PEAR SON cannot manage 'big name' players that we need even if we made it to the promised land
5) PEAR SON cannot even manage small name players either (Mills and Danns have only five letters and these cannot be considered big names)

Let's hope we win and this is enough for him to hang on to his job until the next defeat

Thoughts?
 
I can't work out if this is sarcastic or not?! Everything points to being serious, except the below statement...

5) PEAR SON cannot even manage small name players either (Mills and Danns have only five letters and these cannot be considered big names)

Also, if we were to lose on Saturday - meaning he will have lost 40% of our opening matches - looking at it the other way, we will have won 60% of our opening matches!
 
Only one game left of the famous first ten and it seems that PEAR SON getting sacked is inevitable.

Why?

1) After some flukey wins we have our bogey team at home - Brizzle City
2) A defeat here will end our initial home dominance making the board nervous
3) A defeat here will mean we have lost 40% of our opening matches - a totally unacceptable percentage
4) PEAR SON cannot manage 'big name' players that we need even if we made it to the promised land
5) PEAR SON cannot even manage small name players either (Mills and Danns have only five letters and these cannot be considered big names)

Let's hope we win and this is enough for him to hang on to his job until the next defeat

Thoughts?

Are you being serious?

1) Our wins have been fully deserved. In fact, we deserved more points from some of the away games where we've walked away with nothing.
2) If one defeat makes the board nervous then at some point there going to be pooing themselves.
3) We're second.
4) Do we need big name players?
5) meh
 
If he hasn't signed a 30 goal a season stiker by Friday lunchtime, then he's gone

And a good thing too
 
Well, you see, with all the mongs on here it's hard to tell if they're being serious or sarcastic! :icon_conf
 
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Well, you see, with all the mongs on here it's hard to tell if they're being serious or sarcastic! :icon_conf

All what "mongs"? This isn't foxestalkshite, we only have a couple of novelty freaks that we keep as pets
 
F*****g liars, they said rain.
 
Jesus Christ... Of course he is being sarcastic!!

Are you being sarcastic? I think City are being sarcastic by winning. We need to draw with BC just to throw a little irony in there.
 
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