People That Piss You Off

[Matt_B]

He was probably speeding, or parked on a double yellow line, and had the telly in the boot of his car

They caught the bloke who nicked mine because someone else in the neighbourhood saw him walking down the street with a 32" TV under one arm and an Xbox and a wii under the other apparantly, and phoned the cops.

Just goes to show there are some nice people out there still

 

[fosseboy83]

the **** woke up half the neighbourhood when they did it, so coppers got a fairly good description and stopped them a couple of weeks later in connection wit something else, matched the fingerprints.

 

[MKFox]

anyone connected with the radio halifax rewards adverts...tossers

 

[tedfoxxx]

anyone connected with the radio halifax rewards adverts...tossers

**** a Jesus I hate that advert.

 

[lazzer]

**** a Jesus I hate that advert.

Amen to that brother.

 

[Jeff]

Radio commentators (part 673)

I'm at Brunton park for Carlisle v Leeds, listening to radio Cumbria. The commentator has just said that Gradel has played here before - on loan from Leeds to Gillingham. Since then he's been on loan at forest.
And we thought Stringer was bad!

 

[Matt_B]

Radio commentators (part 673)

I'm at Brunton park for Carlisle v Leeds, listening to radio Cumbria. The commentator has just said that Gradel has played here before - on loan from Leeds to Gillingham. Since then he's been on loan at forest.
And we thought Stringer was bad!

Not as bad as the stadium announcer at the Walkers last night, who told us all that James Chambers had been subbed off. The bloke who walked off was white. Shocking.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Not as bad as the stadium announcer at the Walkers last night, who told us all that James Chambers had been subbed off. The bloke who walked off was white. Shocking.

:icon_lol: It was so obviously not James Chambers. He didn't even try to correct himself.

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_lol: It was so obviously not James Chambers. He didn't even try to correct himself.

It was the way he stumbled through it and then chose Chambers, as though he was the only name he recognised from his time here!

"Replacing, erm, er, number, er *oh wait, I know that name!* number 6, James Chambers, is...."

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Bin men.

 

[Lako42]

The one single ****er who has just scooped £112,016,226 on the Euro Millions.



Madness

 

[fosseboy83]

The one single ****er who has just scooped £112,016,226 on the Euro Millions.



Madness

there were 2. 1 in the UK, pocket £56m each

 

[MKFox]

**** a Jesus

lovely stuff

 

[fosseboy83]

the 'current' mrs. ****ing beautiful, intelligent and the worlds biggest arsehole. i dont think she does it on purpose, it's just a natural skill to wind me up to the point were i'd willingly go and ****ing punch someone, have a bit of a wrought

 

[Matt_B]

the 'current' mrs. ****ing beautiful, intelligent and the worlds biggest arsehole. i dont think she does it on purpose, it's just a natural skill to wind me up to the point were i'd willingly go and ****ing punch someone, have a bit of a wrought

Catch her cracking one out to those phone pics?

 

[fosseboy83]

Catch her cracking one out to those phone pics?

hah, arrange to meet her when i got back from cov last night. she was so pissed she couldn't remember to speak english so i had no idea where she was. gave it the ol' **** off and went out with me mate

 

[Blue Maniac]

hah, arrange to meet her when i got back from cov last night. she was so pissed she couldn't remember to speak english so i had no idea where she was. gave it the ol' **** off and went out with me mate

Classy girl.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Classy girl.

:icon_lol:

 

[fosseboy83]

Classy girl.

:icon_lol:

that's what i said. she blamed it on her period:icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_lol:

that's what i said. she blamed it on her period:icon_lol:

Did she use some comical euphamism for her period? "I'm on the bloody rag man, not my fault" etc