Players Names In a Sentence. Sad.

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Uh, what? Do the sentences not need to make sense anymore? Awesome.

I was Pegguy Arphexading down the street the other day, and saw this totally Marcus Benting girl in front of me, and she was checking out my Nikos Dabizas so I went over and asked her if she wanted to Gary Lineker in the Joey Gudjonsson round the corner. She said she'd love to especially if I Kaamarked her in the Dion Dublin all Kasey Keller long. I was shocked because she looked like such a Emile Heskey when I went over, but turned out to be a right dirty Tony Cottee. Was the best Junior Lewis I ever had though. Well, at least since that one at the Stevie Claridge. God, that was Martin Keown.
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She's checking out your Dabizas, I'm gonna start using that one
 
Re: Players Names In a Sentence. Sad but amusing.

was it you i seen at the ground eating waghorn weals?
 
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who was that other loanee when we had that zolt lazko lad and dont say that ors i will have to call u a kaibi
 
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in the morning kellergs cornflakes or a fryatt? before i go heathrow
 
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could we get any Josh Low-er?
 
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Could we seriously please kill/lock this thread? It's fecking Dyer, it really is.
 
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in the morning kellergs cornflakes or a fryatt? before i go heathrow

I can't read that without saying it in a mackem accent :) haha, Kellergs
 
Somebody be a Goodfellow and delete this thread.
 
This thread is annoying me now..... making me very cross.......in fact you could say double cross (Graham & Nicky)
 
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