Quality lines in a song!

[fcukcov]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.


you can have that one

or

How much does a polar bear weigh?

(woman) i dont know, how much does a polar bear weigh?

I dont know either but its broken the ice.

 

[lazzer]

:icon_lol:

or

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

 

[Joe_Fox]

Sink the pink,
Sink the pink,
it's all the fashion
Drink the drink,
Drink the drink, it's old-fashioned
Give you water, give you wine
Gonna show you a good time
Sink the pink
Sink the pink
Sink the pink
Sink the pink
oh, oh, oh
Sink the pink

 

[lazzer]

works a treat at rampton joe i bet

 

[Joe_Fox]

works a treat at rampton joe i bet

where's rampton?

 

[fcukcov]

:icon_lol:

or

Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?

or

did it hurt?

(woman) What?

When you fell from Heaven.

 

[lazzer]

or

Is it hot in here or is it just you? :icon_lol:

 

[Joe_Fox]

Lazz, how about this as the talkingballs.co.uk theme song:

I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

 

[lazzer]

yes joe that would be really good :icon_roll

 

[Joe_Fox]

yes joe that would be really good :icon_roll

Victor Meldrew.

 

[lazzer]

yes joe

 

[Leesoh]

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop.

What happened?

 

[lazzer]

What happened?

im gonna miss that shining wit .........or is IT whining shit

 

[fcukcov]

im gonna miss that shining wit .........or is whining shit

is IT lazzer, is IT....

 

[lazzer]

muzzy fcukcov muzzy :icon_lol: :icon_roll :icon_redf

 

[mitcho_uk]

It is time honoured tradition,
to get enough nutrition,
to stay alive,
until you die,
and that is the end of you.

Kaiser Chiefs - Time Honoured Tradition

 

[fcukcov]

muzzy fcukcov muzzy :icon_lol: :icon_roll :icon_redf

izzet muzzy the most usless horse I ever put a bet on! Feckin donkey.

 

[Joe_Fox]

im gonna miss that shining wit .........or is IT whining shit

both lazz, it's both, that's the sheer brilliance of it all. Pickled eggs.

 

[Leesoh]

What happened?

When I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop. :icon_roll