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2 weeks before the start of the new season and Derby have 7 outfield players and 2 keepers in the senior squad and can only sign out of contract players on short term deals, I bet their fans are really excited about the new season.
 
2 weeks before the start of the new season and Derby have 7 outfield players and 2 keepers in the senior squad and can only sign out of contract players on short term deals, I bet their fans are really excited about the new season.
About as excited as Rooney in that video
 
I know, who falls asleep sat upright with their hands in their pockets?
I've a mate who can fall asleep anywhere, he has been known to fall asleep in restaurants after ordering his food or sat on the bench at football. Rooney does seem a dozy.
 
He was sleepwalking around the area and he was a bit chilly so he put his hands in his pockets, then he wandered into the hotel room of two young women and kept sleeping on an uncomfortable wooden chair

Nothing unusual about this
 
I've a mate who can fall asleep anywhere, he has been known to fall asleep in restaurants after ordering his food or sat on the bench at football. Rooney does seem a dozy.

As someone who hasn’t slept for than 6 hours in as long as I can remember I envy him.
 
I've slept standing up on trains and suchlike. Enough alcohol and you can sleep anywhere.
 
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