Payne74
Well-Known Member
Fixed it for youI’ll be on a flight to skegnees so I won’t see it
Fixed it for youI’ll be on a flight to skegnees so I won’t see it
Don't be silly ted, speedboats aren't allowed in Venice. Now if you had said gondola....Oooh actually I’m going to miss this one, I’m getting wanked off by Emma Stone in a speedboat in Venice, sorry everyone.
I’ve seen Indian Jones pal, you’re not fooling me.Don't be silly ted, speedboats aren't allowed in Venice. Now if you had said gondola....
I’ve seen Indian Jones pal, you’re not fooling me.
But gondola you say? Mmmm, wanked off on a gondola by a really classy bird. Susanna Reid, say, followed by gelato. Phwoar.
It’s pistachio gelato, n’all.
Okay, okay. Calm the **** down.I'll piss on your gelato, n’all.
Hope you haven't got a nut allergy. That'd really put a dampener on it.It’s pistachio gelato, n’all.
There’s a Krieger quote for everything. Usually this one.
0-2 nowSoton losing 0-1 at HT at home to Grimsby
Until Saturday...They’re even more hilarious than we are.
Tragically the bookies don’t seem to be able to decide a favourite. Jesus.Until Saturday...
Until Saturday...
Ward-Prowse to score first for either team. Stealing money.Yep. We'll be looking to give as many free kicks away on the edge of our box.
Saturdays game a beautiful example of how shit this league isClash of the spineless shithouses. ****ing infuriating performance by Southampton tonight, just dismal almost to the last man. Fair play to Grimsby, well-deserved first quarter final in 84 years.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Manchester C | 9 | 23 |
2 | Liverpool | 9 | 22 |
3 | Arsenal | 9 | 18 |
4 | Aston Villa | 9 | 18 |
5 | Chelsea | 9 | 17 |
6 | Brighton | 9 | 16 |
7 | Nottm F | 9 | 16 |
8 | Tottenham | 9 | 13 |
9 | Brentford | 9 | 13 |
10 | Fulham | 9 | 12 |
11 | Bournemouth | 9 | 12 |
12 | Newcastle | 9 | 12 |
13 | West Ham | 9 | 11 |
14 | Manchester U | 9 | 11 |
15 | Leicester | 9 | 9 |
16 | Everton | 9 | 9 |
17 | Palace | 9 | 6 |
18 | Ipswich | 9 | 4 |
19 | Wolves | 9 | 2 |
20 | Southampton | 9 | 1 |