Stuff what I can do in London

[Macky]

Go to London and I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Go to London and I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

Better learn to jog again quickly, no seriously, run you'll miss it.

 

[Matt_B]

If either of you like musicals,there are £ 16 tickets available to see Wicked!

 

[Mawsley]

Go see the massive cocks and pendulous breasts at The Saatchi (Sloane Square).

It's free and a damn fine pair of shows. Watch out though as the entire surrounding area is awash with total ****s.

 

[Mawsley]

What's with the musical-fixation on here?

 

[Matt_B]

What's with the musical-fixation on here?

Says the man promoting massive cocks

 

[Mawsley]

Says the man promoting massive cocks

Looking at massive cocks isn't gay.

Is it?

 

[Matt_B]

Looking at massive cocks isn't gay.

Is it?

Neither is watching a group of talented thespian weave a yarn of absolute delight and majesty for a few hours. And don't pretend like you didn't enjoy the cocks.

 

[Matt_B]

Looking at massive cocks isn't gay.

Is it?

Oh, and I believe the rule is, it's not gay if you don't inhale.

 

[Mawsley]

As a gay person, I can state without fear of question that musicals are four times more gay than looking at naked men life-size photographs.

 

[Matt_B]

As a gay person, I can state without fear of question that musicals are four times more gay than looking at naked men life-size photographs.

Then paint me pink and call me Carla.

 

[Richie]

I would definitely take in a show. I strongly recommend Billy Elliott, it is awesome. Plus take a nice cruise down the Thames, have a few beers, stop off at Greenwich market, brilliant stuff.

 

[spionfox]

On the theatre front i can recommend Les Mis and Mama Mia.

Seconded re: Mamma Mia :icon_redf

 

[Macky]

I would definitely take in a show. I strongly recommend Billy Elliott, it is awesome.

Another one! What the **** is going on eh? This thread is turning into one big rimfest.

 

[Macky]

Seconded re: Mamma Mia :icon_redf

Aaah here, not you as well? This thread is making my poopy hurt

 

[homer]

Watching musical is even gayer than actually having sex with men. FACT

 

[Biffa Bacon]

A few hours in the public gallery of the House of Commons is a must.

 

[Matt_B]

Watching musical is even gayer than actually having sex with men. FACT

What, even The Full Monty?

 

[Brauny Blue]

Camden Town, the locks, and Horse Market are worth a visit. Very vibrant area.

If you want a decent view of London, try the Monument. The Shard at £30 takes the piss, so the Monument at £3 might be the poor mans version, but the climb to the top is challenging and worth it for a good view.

Ripleys ' believe it or not ' is expensive but very interesting imo. Strange and quirky.

 

[Nottingham Fox]

the current mrs maniac and i have decided to spend the weekend of june 8-9 in london. She wants to go and point at jellyfish at sea life. I'm interested in going to london zoo and watching gorillas wank at visitors. Even with all that excitement, we'll need more stuff to do. Any ideas? Ta in advance.

what the **** ****