The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer 2011 rumours thread

[Feriol]

Joey?
Huuuuuuuuume?

 

[SJN-Fox]

The latest Twittering ....

BertLcfc LcfcInfoMan
#lcfc could part with £10m within the 14 and a half hours.

 

[homer]

The latest Twat ....

Leave him alone, he's only trying to make himself look good

 

[fitz]

The latest Twittering ....

Here's my inside info.

We could spend £100m within the next 20 minutes. Chances are we feckin wont but I've used 'could' to cover my arse as I know feck all.

 

[Kingy_85]

Leave him alone, he's only trying to make himself look good

hahaha!

coffee all over my desk! cheers!

 

[Mawsley]

Bert has just said that he can feel a presence in the room, a striker who has the letter E, M, U or H in his name.

He would like to ask you if you know or are related to this person.

 

[Ian Marshall]

Bert has just said that he can feel a presence in the room, a striker who has the letter E, M, U or H in his name.

He would like to ask you if you know or are related to this person.

Not enough U's.

I believe the standard is about 28 U's, which reflects how much pashuuuuuuuuuuuuuun he has.

 

[FryattFox]

Richard P via text: "Just seen Jimmy Kebe arriving at Leicester City's King Power Stadium. £4m bid accepted by Reading. Cashing in on last year of contract."

 

[drummindefender]

The mercury have just produced an article truely worthy of this thread

 

[Kingy_85]

Andy Johnson spotted at Keele services ?

Maybe they missed a junction ? (or five)

 

[Lako42]

What an exciting little day we've got on our hands here.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Christ on a bike, is this thread living up to its name.

 

[FryattFox]

And the 'hedging your bets' tweet of the day goes to...

Chief football writer Phil McNulty on Twitter: "Leicester's search for new striker may see Sven turn back to Everton's Jermaine Beckford before the night is out."

 

[reality fox]

Not a rumour but apparantly everton are after argentine striker Denis Stracqualursi on loan....who according to wikipedia has scored 40 goals in 35 games last season...

 

[Nottingham Fox]

Not a rumour but apparantly everton are after argentine striker Denis Stracqualursi on loan....who according to wikipedia has scored 40 goals in 35 games last season...

Scooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

And it's 22 goals, not 40 goals. Someone has changed his goal tally.

 

[Jenks]

BertLcfc LcfcInfoMan Jimmy Kebe is having a medical at #lcfc as we speak.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

BertLcfc LcfcInfoMan Jimmy Kebe is having a medical at #lcfc as we speak.

Please say this isn't BS!

 

[Lako42]

BertLcfc LcfcInfoMan Jimmy Kebe is having a medical at #lcfc as we speak.

I'll eat my own penis.

 

[Brown Nose]

He appears to be also saying that Maynard is having a medical as well

 

[Nottingham Fox]

He appears to be also saying that Maynard is having a medical as well

I can see how you have come to that conclusion, but I believe Bert is talking about the Kebe medical in repsonse to a Maynard question.