Brauny Blue
Active Member
“So Mark, welcome to the Snooker Stage Naming Comittee. We thought soon as though you’re a regular in the top 16 now we should come up with a jazzy name for everyone to associate with you.”
“Great - I’d like it to be something to do with Leicester - that’s where I’m from.”
“Fair enough, although not much rhymes with Leicester. How about child molester?”
“Er…I don’t think that’s the sort of image I want to be portraying, really.”
“No, no, you’re right. We don’t want a child molester on the circuit. How about Jester, instead?”
“But I don’t tell jokes. I’m a snooker player.”
“Well they’re the options. You’re either the Jester from Leicester or the Child Molester from Leicester. It’s up to you.”
“Great - I’d like it to be something to do with Leicester - that’s where I’m from.”
“Fair enough, although not much rhymes with Leicester. How about child molester?”
“Er…I don’t think that’s the sort of image I want to be portraying, really.”
“No, no, you’re right. We don’t want a child molester on the circuit. How about Jester, instead?”
“But I don’t tell jokes. I’m a snooker player.”
“Well they’re the options. You’re either the Jester from Leicester or the Child Molester from Leicester. It’s up to you.”
