The Safe House

[Blaarev]

Homer couldn't fit in the closet so he came out.

Blaarev was in the water closet and eventually came out (and no-one went in for quite a time afterwards).

It was only the curry, you softies.

 

[Mawsley]

I have put all the uneaten After Eights and Chocolate Oranges from Christmas on the coffee table. Feel free to help yourselves before they go out of date.

Is there any superficial damage to the box and have you kept it below room temperature?

 

[camberwell fox]

Has someone unlocked the closet door?

Why, are you out?

 

[FIF]

Why, are you out?

Waaay out.

 

[Jeff]

I expect it will be getting busy in here.

 

[homer]

I expect it will be getting busy in here.

It will now Exeter have scored.....

 

[pork pie fox]

I think I'm going to sit in here for a while and get drunk.

 

[Motown Fox]

Are we having a special open day next Thursday?

 

[Motown Fox]

Well looks like I'm first here.
Just listening to some music a bit of Anita Baker going down nicely.

 

[homer]

Kettle's on, and I have bought some hob nobs

Now let's get naked !

 

[Blue Maniac]

Good idea, I’ve shat myself.

 

[pork pie fox]

Where are the beers?

 

[Blaarev]

Who left that mess behind the sofa?

That mess is BN. Try not to wake him

 

[tedfoxxx]

That mess is BN. Try not to wake him

Seriously, don’t wake him. Nothing good will come of it.

 

[camberwell fox]

Just going for a dump, does anyone mind?

 

[Real Sharapova]

I've ordered a truckload of Pot Noodles, enough beers to fill a swimming pool and 10 dozen crates of Buckfast Abbey for Homer. Sorted!

 

[tedfoxxx]

I've ordered a truckload of Pot Noodles, enough beers to fill a swimming pool and 10 dozen crates of Buckfast Abbey for Homer. Sorted!

Out of interest how much water do you put in your pot noodle? I like mine thick enough to stand the fork up in.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Out of interest how much water do you put in your pot noodle? I like mine thick enough to stand the fork up in.

Water, you put water in? I thought it was lukewarm beer. Learn something new every day.

 

[RHYDAL]

It's also made in Wales. Enjoy our special sauce.

 

[Brown Nose]

That mess is BN. Try not to wake him

Seriously, don’t wake him. Nothing good will come of it.

Next Friday evening, the Radio Times says it's Open All Hours and Mrs. Brown's Boys on one channel and Jane McDonald & Friends on another. Can't see anything else worth watching so we might have to make our own entertainment.

Anyone for scrabble?