What Did The Postie Bring?

[Melton Fox]

Being as we are all sat here waiting for our Posties to bring our season tickets, I wondered if the postie brought anything alse worthy of a mention.

Mine's just been.

Today I got 2 of my 5 season tickets, lots and lots of forms to fill out, a letter from my bank that won't be congratulatory so I shall refrain from opening it and a letter for the geezer who used to live here about 3 years ago.

All interesting stuff

 

[Macky]

...
a letter for the geezer who used to live here about 3 years ago.

All interesting stuff

Oooooh, what's in that one?

 

[Melton Fox]

Oooooh, what's in that one?

Hold on....

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

2 season tickets, 1 asking if i want a loan and 1 asking if i wasnt a credit card...marvellous

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

just had a text, we havent had any post yet!

 

[homer]

I got a nice cheque for twelve grand that I've been awaiting for ages, along with my ST

Luvvly Jubbly

 

[Melton Fox]

It's from a finance company.

Their offices were broken into and all his financial details including his credit card and banking details have all been stolen.

He only lives a 10 second walk from here and he's a ****, is it wrong to keep this info to myself :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

It's from a finance company.

Their offices were broken into and all his financial details including his credit card and banking details have all been stolen.

He only lives a 10 second walk from here and he's a ****, is it wrong to keep this info to myself :icon_lol:

Bingo!
Apply for a credit card in his name and go on a spending spree.

 

[homer]

It's from a finance company.

Their offices were broken into and all his financial details including his credit card and banking details have all been stolen.

He only lives a 10 second walk from here and he's a ****, is it wrong to keep this info to myself :icon_lol:

You know what you must do.........

 

[highland fox]

I got a nice cheque for twelve grand that I've been awaiting for ages, along with my ST

Luvvly Jubbly

I'm so pleased your ST came,the sleepless nights I've had worrying about people not getting their season tickets.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

I'm so pleased your ST came,the sleepless nights I've had worrying about people not getting their season tickets.

Thanks H!:icon_lol:

 

[Jeff]

A phone bill, a credit card statement, some spam from Francis Motors and a letter from the idiots at Jobcentre Plus.

 

[Durham Fox]

It's from a finance company.

Their offices were broken into and all his financial details including his credit card and banking details have all been stolen.

He only lives a 10 second walk from here and he's a ****, is it wrong to keep this info to myself :icon_lol:

Presumably they just need his account number and sort code to tranfer the monies??....

 

[Durham Fox]

I had my season ticket, 2 baseball caps I ordered, some alloy wheel sealant and a hoodie :icon_lol: Ive been waiting ages for all of them, a bit like buses

 

[homer]

I'm so pleased your ST came,the sleepless nights I've had worrying about people not getting their season tickets.

To be honest, HF, I don't know why I bothered........

 

[muzzysgal]

I had a holiday brochure, one season ticket plus two other letters for a previous occupant and a letter from my solicitor, which was by far the most interesting of the bunch.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

I had a holiday brochure, one season ticket plus two other letters for a previous occupant and a letter from my solicitor, which was by far the most interesting of the bunch.

filing for divorce :icon_lol:

 

[muzzysgal]

filing for divorce :icon_lol:

Spot on.

 

[Melton Fox]

filing for divorce :icon_lol:

I'd probably remove that second smiley YV :icon_wink:icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

oh....:icon_conf