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This has been an appalling pissing contest. Only Drew's dad has managed more than a dribble.
 
You can all f*ck off - nothing says 'this man is sex on a stick' more than a pair of driving gloves and a Zafira key ring.

You can all touch me if you like...
 
And when you buy that Zafira...
I have a stick to fight them off with.

A big stick with knobbly bits.

Our back garden is full of strumpets frotting themselves against the drainpipe and the shed door.

The council keep telling me there's nothing they can do.

What do I pay my bloody rates for?
 
Ahem!...

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Agree with you M17TT. ... One of the most fun cars I have ever driven

Someone nearly pranged mine this morning. Effing women KA drivers.

After almost reversing in to me, she finally stopped after I'd beeped her about 3 times and proceeded to put the car in to first gear, presumably lose control of the clutch and bunny-hop in to the car parked in front.

Idiot.

Still, at least she hit the guy opposite's Saab and not my MR2.
 
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I consider myself to be a capable driver. If I wasn't, why would Mr H allow me to drive to two consecutive away matches?

Most women consider themselves capable, its the wake of disgruntled drivers they leave behind them that arent so sure.
 
He didn't have any drink at all before the Scunny game. I even offered to pay. :102:

Im surprised the old rover made it to Scunny.:icon_wink
 
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