Who is Carl Cort...?

[Boy Genius]

When do members of this forum think he will make his debut?


I dont think he will play for at least the next 6 weeks.


What gets me is how can you sign a player who is injured? Why not put a clause in his contract that he pays for treatment until he has played say 20 games....

I think we will see less of him than that other sick note bloke morris

 

[Melton Fox]

Is he the 5 o'clock hero?

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

whos morris

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

heard a rumour that the physio said it was pointless putting him through his medical because he knew what the results were going to be but he still had to do it and to make sure he passed it so cort could sign up

he was apparently supposed to back on the training pitches this week with a ball

 

[cybersurgeon]

why buy carl cort though? first of all hes crap, secondly he's always injured

 

[Boy Genius]

he was apparently supposed to back on the training pitches this week with a ball

Feckin hell, when did he lose the other one then?

 

[Babylon]

why buy carl cort though? first of all hes crap, secondly he's always injured

Look no further than Mandy... we have already seen his obsession with past it big name strikers.

 

[Hammond Organ]

he was apparently supposed to back on the training pitches this week with a ball

Beach Ball...

 

[Bobby Smith]

Here he is in action.......

 

[1966]

Presumably he passed MA's stringent medical tests.

 

[lee7]

Here he is in action.......

:icon_bigg

 

[Biff]

Look no further than Mandy... we have already seen his obsession with past it big name strikers.

carl cort big name nah. jfh now thats a big name,but we didnt sign him

 

[lee7]

i think he will be back for the game against plymouth

 

[Matt_B]

carl cort big name nah. jfh now thats a big name,but we didnt sign him

Please stop now

 

[Macky]

carl cort big name nah. jfh now thats a big name,but we didnt sign him

Please, please, please.

It's over, let's all move on.

 

[Biff]

Please, please, please.

It's over, let's all move on.

im still seething, sorry

 

[Bobby Smith]

i think he will be back for the game against plymouth

Feb could be a bit early for him?:icon_conf

Seriously though if he could get fit he would be useful....let's hope.

 

[SilverFox]

im still seething, sorry

Me too!

 

[Boy Genius]

im still seething, sorry

it will take weeks for me to get over it too.

Whats the odds he smacks in a hat trick when we play Cardiff? Thats when we call for MA's head on a plate

 

[Orifice]

Who will play in a competitive team game first

Carl Cort? or Mo Kaebi?

Answers on a post. card.