Who would win in a fight

[enderby fox]

Bit bored at work today so thought i'd see what everyone's thoughts are on this. Who would win in a fight?

Alan Shearer v Duncun Ferguson
Razor Ruddock v Vinnie Jones
Roy Keane v Patrick Viera
Callum Davidson v Dennis Wise
Chris Moyles v Jonny Vaughn
Timmy Mallet v The bird with the big boobs on i'm a celeb
Gordon Brown v David Cameron
Ricky Hatton v Prince Naseem
Michael Shumacher v Damon Hill
Lewis Hamilton v Fernando Alonso
Tim Henman v Greg Rusedski
A monkey v A giraffe
Alex Ferguson v Arsene Wenger
Nigel Pearson v Gary Mcalister
Pete Doherty v Amy Winehouse
Craig David v Craiiiiiiiiig David
U2 v Kasabian
Oasis v Coldplay
Ghandi v Mother Teresa
Princess Di V Camilla Parker Bowles
Charles v Eddy
Chas v Dave
Prince Charles v Prince Andrew
Chakka Demus v Pliers
An Emu v An Ostrich

Pointless i know but i'm really bored and got nothing to do.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

From Gradel to Grave v Enderby Fox

 

[enderby fox]

From Gradel to Grave v Enderby Fox

hmmmmmmmmm what are your stats sir?

 

[Singth]

From Gradel to Grave v Enderby Fox

Enderby Fox. You haven't seen the size of him clearly.

 

[bocadillo]

Enderby Fox. You haven't seen the size of him clearly.

Should have gone to Specsavers

 

[enderby fox]

Enderby Fox. You haven't seen the size of him clearly.

Nah i think your the only one thats seen me mate. No one else knows how big i am!

 

[drummindefender]

Alan Shearer v Duncun Ferguson
Razor Ruddock v Vinnie Jones
Roy Keane v Patrick Viera
Callum Davidson v Dennis Wise
Chris Moyles v Jonny Vaughn
Timmy Mallet v The bird with the big boobs on i'm a celeb
Gordon Brown v David Cameron
Ricky Hatton v Prince Naseem
Michael Shumacher v Damon Hill
Lewis Hamilton v Fernando Alonso
Tim Henman v Greg Rusedski
A monkey v A giraffe
Alex Ferguson v Arsene Wenger
Nigel Pearson v Gary Mcalister
Pete Doherty v Amy Winehouse
Craig David v Craiiiiiiiiig David
U2 v Kasabian
Oasis v Coldplay
Ghandi v Mother Teresa
Princess Di V Camilla Parker Bowles
Charles v Eddy
Chas v Dave
Prince Charles v Prince Andrew
Chakka Demus v Pliers
An Emu v An Ostrich

im bored

 

[Boy Genius]

Nah i think your the only one thats seen me mate. No one else knows how big i am!

Coming from Enderby you must be about 5 foot tall.

 

[enderby fox]

Coming from Enderby you must be about 5 foot tall.

add another couple and then take 2 inches off

 

[Darth Vodka]

cheese & onion

 

[Blue Maniac]

Alan Shearer beats Duncun Ferguson after the SS misunderstand his goal celebration and join in on his side

Razor Ruddock beats Vinnie Jones because Razor Ruddock is a boxer

Roy Keane v Patrick Viera goes to a draw after Vieira gets lost in Keano's beard

Callum Davidson beats Dennis Wise by nutting him

Chris Moyles v Jonny Vaughn goes to a no contest after I hit them both in the face with an iron bar

Timmy Mallet beats The bird with the big boobs on i'm a celeb by using his ****ing annoying personality as a submission hold

David Cameron beats Gordon Brown owing to the fact that Brown can only see out of one eye

Prince Naseem beats Ricky Hatton after using his car to run him over

Michael Shumacher beats Damon Hill by scaring him shitless with his perfectly cuboid face

Lewis Hamilton beats Fernando Alonso because Alonso can't go the distance

Tim Henman v Greg Rusedski ends in both men getting knocked out

The monkey beats the giraffe by throwing shit at it

Alex Ferguson beats Arsene Wenger because he's pissed as a **** and can't feel pain

Nigel Pearson beats Gary McAllister because McAllister is so used to losing

Pete Doherty v Amy Winehouse never starts because neither of them can muster the energy to arrive

Craig David beats Craiiiiiiiiig David for being ****ing annoying

Kasabian beat U2, definitely. The singing one sat behind me at Stoke and was kicking off with the stewards, he was well up for it.

Oasis beat Coldplay by playing their own ****ing music at them. Miserable twats

Mother Teresa beats Gandhi after making him cry by trying to convert him to Catholicism

Camilla Parker Bowles beats Princess Di after Di is killed in an "accident"

Charles v Eddie and Chas v Dave cancelled in favour of Charles and Eddie v Chas 'n' Dave

Chas 'n' Dave beat Charles and Eddie with snooker cues

Prince Andrew beats Prince Charles due to being much harder

Chaka Demus v Pliers cancelled due to lack of interest

The emu beats the ostrich after Rod Hull falls on the ostrich from his roof

 

[SwedeFox]

Bit bored at work today so thought i'd see what everyone's thoughts are on this. Who would win in a fight?

You have a job? :icon_eek:

 

[Blue Maniac]

You have a job? :icon_eek:

That was me quoting EF inadvertantly.

 

[SwedeFox]

That was me quoting EF inadvertantly.

Oh, I see. No offence intended, I just couldn't understand how someone would have time to work and write 18 essays every day about Leicester City and their explayers.:icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

Oh, I see. No offence intended, I just couldn't understand how someone would have time to work and write 18 essays every day about Leicester City and their explayers.:icon_wink

You mean that one I did once? :icon_bigg

Honestly, though, I have just been made redundant. So no, no job.

 

[MKFox]