Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Help needed.
I have been given a promotional voucher for some toilet roll.
Which type shall I get, and which brand will offer the best value for money on a long term basis. I am already aware of the colour options, I'm not ****ing stupid.
Is it better to get quilted or multi ply?. What type will also get the best resell value?
Any recommendations on the best place to purchase would also be very welcome.
I really do need help in wiping my own arse, so please help me. Should I get succesful answers that enable me to wipe my own arse, then I have some further questions about day to day breathing techniques, but this can wait.
One last thing, should I fold or crumple prior to wiping?
I have been given a promotional voucher for some toilet roll.
Which type shall I get, and which brand will offer the best value for money on a long term basis. I am already aware of the colour options, I'm not ****ing stupid.
Is it better to get quilted or multi ply?. What type will also get the best resell value?
Any recommendations on the best place to purchase would also be very welcome.
I really do need help in wiping my own arse, so please help me. Should I get succesful answers that enable me to wipe my own arse, then I have some further questions about day to day breathing techniques, but this can wait.
One last thing, should I fold or crumple prior to wiping?