Xmas Gift Ideas

[spionfox]

Right then, just a few more pressies to get and I'm out of ideas. Anyone help?

- Brother-in-Law - early 40's, has an iPhone likes gadgets. Married but no kids.
- Other brother-in-law - mid 50's, kids all left home, grandkids, still thinks he's young at heart.
- Mother - likes dogs, only recently got on internet, lives alone.
- Father-in-law - widowed, lives in residential home, has female 'friend'.
- Brother, his wife and 2 year old son. Live in London and would consider themselves part of 'Notting Hill' set. Anything from 'George at Asda' would definitely NOT go down well!

Any ideas peeps?

 

[Mawsley]

You can't ever go wrong with the timeless gift of whores and cocaine.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/opinion/gadget/3270580/new-ipod-sex-toy-unbeatable/

 

[spionfox]

You can't ever go wrong with the timeless gift of whores and cocaine.

I buy them but for some reason they never get to the intended recipients.

 

[spionfox]

http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/opinion/gadget/3270580/new-ipod-sex-toy-unbeatable/

That's Steven sorted then :icon_bigg

 

[Steven]

That's Steven sorted then :icon_bigg

Your fixation with me is becoming creepy. :icon_conf

 

[spionfox]

Your fixation with me is becoming creepy. :icon_conf

If it were it would disturb me too!

 

[Mawsley]

Your fixation with me is becoming creepy. :icon_conf

How many days sober has it been?

You people always impress me with your sheer determination.

 

[Macky]

- Father-in-law - widowed, lives in residential home, has female 'friend'.

Any ideas peeps?

A Fleshlight, for when his 'friend' is busy?

 

[spionfox]

A Fleshlight, for when his 'friend' is busy?

He's in residential care. He has helpers for that.

 

[Mawsley]

Brother-in-Law - early 40's, has an iPhone likes gadgets. Married but no kids.

Spy on the wife, what could be more fun at Xmas?

 

[spionfox]

Spy on the wife, what could be more fun at Xmas?

Nice but he ain't worth £300!!

He's sorted now - got him one of these

 

[H T B]

For the older bro in law. Ministry of Sound 80's. Some cracking nostalgia. (They also do a disco anthems as well)

 

[RHYDAL]

Right then, just a few more pressies to get and I'm out of ideas. Anyone help?

- Brother-in-Law - early 40's, has an iPhone likes gadgets. Married but no kids.As many bottles of Chateauneuf du Pape from ASDA at £8 a bottle as you think he deserves.
- Other brother-in-law - mid 50's, kids all left home, grandkids, still thinks he's young at heart.Hornby railway set.
- Mother - likes dogs, only recently got on internet, lives alone.Kindle
- Father-in-law - widowed, lives in residential home, has female 'friend'.Viagra, lube, vitamins and insurance
- Brother, his wife and 2 year old son. Live in London and would consider themselves part of 'Notting Hill' set. Anything from 'George at Asda' would definitely NOT go down well! BOSE Ipod dock

Any ideas peeps?

 

[spionfox]

- Father-in-law - widowed, lives in residential home, has female 'friend'.Viagra, lube, vitamins and insurance

Good, practical thinking. I bet you would be one of those who remembers to add the puncture repair kit when buying an inflatable love doll :icon_bigg

 

[RHYDAL]

Good, practical thinking. I bet you would be one of those who remembers to add the puncture repair kit when buying an inflatable love doll :icon_bigg

Assuming you're the beneficiary, then everyone comes out smiling.

 

[Dour]

- Brother, his wife and 2 year old son. Live in London and would consider themselves part of 'Notting Hill' set. Anything from 'George at Asda' would definitely NOT go down well!

Any ideas peeps?

Not really a present for them but you could put the money to good use by hiring some scousers or Bulgarians to go round and give them a beating.

 

[spionfox]

Not really a present for them but you could put the money to good use by hiring some scousers or Bulgarians to go round and give them a beating.

My bro is an ex-Para. There would have to be a lot of them!

 

[Matt_B]

My bro is an ex-Para. There would have to be a lot of them!

An ex paraplegic(sp)? Nah, that'd be easy.