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is so fat she rolled of the family tree..!!
 
...is so dirty i rang her and got a Ear Infection...;)
 
Has only had sex twice.....



......with the crew of HMS Invincible and 1st Battalion The Scots Guards.
 
would make a good goalkeeper






she lets everything in but the balls
 
..........has such hairy armpits it looks like she has a donkey in a headlock.
 
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