Your Mum...

[alex]

..is known as 'dartboard' for all the pricks she's had...

 

[Melton Fox]

...is bored of the "Your Mum" type of jokes.

 

[alex]

..is the checkout girl at the local man market...

 

[Spanky Fox]

is so fat she rolled of the family tree..!!

 

[Melton Fox]

is so fat she rolled of the family tree..!!

****.

What d'you have to go and make me laugh for :icon_lol:

 

[alex]

...is Peter Reid..

 

[spionfox]

is my **** buddy

 

[Hazzman]

was shagging John Gregory back in 1992.

 

[DesertFox]

is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck

 

[Spanky Fox]

****.

What d'you have to go and make me laugh for :icon_lol:

I am sure thats the first and last time

 

[newtonfox]

..........the only thing she has not been down on is the titanic .

 

[Spanky Fox]

...is so dirty i rang her and got a Ear Infection...

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Has only had sex twice.....



......with the crew of HMS Invincible and 1st Battalion The Scots Guards.

 

[fcukcov]

Has only had sex twice.....



......with the crew of HMS Invincible and 1st Battalion The Scots Guards.

Copyright Porridge circa 1976.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

It goes back a lot further than that, just different names.

 

[homer]

It goes back a lot further than that, just different names.

Your Dad as well ?

Blimey, no wonder you're so ****ed up........

 

[fox58]

would make a good goalkeeper






she lets everything in but the balls

 

[Chuck T Masala]

..........has such hairy armpits it looks like she has a donkey in a headlock.

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

would make a good goalkeeper






she lets everything in but the balls

:icon_lol:

 

[DesertFox]

..........has such hairy armpits it looks like she has a donkey in a headlock.