Your Mum...

[Macky]

Your Mam is so ****ing massive she has her own postcode

 

[newtonfox]

Your mum hates you so much she is selling all your stuff on ebay and is renting your room out.

 

[Melton Fox]

Your mum hates you so much she is selling all your stuff on ebay and is renting your room out.

Brilliant

 

[Chuck T Masala]

.......is so fat when jumped in to the Serpentine all the water jumped out!

 

[Spanky Fox]

is so fat when she was lying on a beach everyone started screaming "Free Willy"

 

[Durham Fox]

Your mum hates you so much she is selling all your stuff on ebay and is renting your room out.

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[alex]

...is like the Bermuda triangle, huge and with lots of dead semen.

 

[indierich06]

is like The Titanic - a thousand men went down on that bitch!

 

[Billyjof]

Your Mum is a carpenter's dream - so easy to nail

 

[Macky]

Your Mam is like margarine she spreads so easily

 

[Hammond Organ]

is so fat her school photo was an aerial shot.

 

[Hammond Organ]

is so fat you have to hug her in shifts

 

[Hammond Organ]

is so fat men have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

 

[fosseboy83]

your so ugly, they slapped yo momma when you were born

 

[Matt_B]

has bad aids

 

[Joe_Fox]

...is so fat she has her own postcode
...is like a double decker bus - everyone gets to go on top
...is like a skateboard - flat and easy to ride
...is a reeeeeeeeeeeeet fattie.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

........was so ugly when she was born the midwife slapped her mother.

 

[H T B]

......you have one?

 

[newtonfox]

Your mum hates you so much ,at birth she throw you away and kept the after birth.

 

[homer]

Your mum hates you so much she is selling all your stuff on ebay and is renting your room out.

Your mum hates you so much ,at birth she throw you away and kept the after birth.

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