If I had a pound for every woman who said I was ugly, I would be attractive by now.
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Saw an idiot at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles are supposed to go on the treadmill.
I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He said that I didn't have a psychiatrist.
Saw an elf singing in a bar wearing a cape and fake sideburns. Just another elvish impersonator!
I think I might be omnipresent. Everywhere I go, there I am.
As I continue my efforts to become a better person, my resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
Sweet Hope, ethereal balm upon me shed, And wave thy silver pinions o’er my head.
Search heaven and hell, Find out what's acted there, And give the world true grounds of hope and fear.”
Lives of great men all remind us we may make our lives sublime. And departing leave behind us footprints in the sands of time
doesn't always update his status, but when he does he feels really clever.
There can be only one.
is comfortably numbHello Feriol,
Just a note to thank you for the very moving video you posted on Duncan Edwards. He certainly is Forever Young and it is a shock to realise that had he lived he would now be an old man in his seventies.
Cheers David -
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