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Just as an aside, why do they feel the need to report the value of the mothers house? "Mrs Woods and her husband Roger, who live in a £230,000 three-bedroom..." What possible relavance is that? :102:

Okeydoke. :icon_wink

I knew the first one but that was it. Can I turn the porn download back on now?

Santa clara county, california

Red fox

Damn. I turned the porn download off as well.

Photosynthesis.

Are we done yet? I'm knackered.

Neighbours

Yeah. Him. Wiki is bloody slow today.

My Google is faster than your Google. :024:

Wallace Hartley

nearer my god to thee was the tune. does that count? Bonus point?

Marianas trench

You only just starting?

Or go here.. http://www.eastmidlandstrains.co.uk/EMTrains/Tickets/TicketTypes/SeasonTickets.htm

Steady lad. Were you raped as a child by a bloke in an animated avatar suit by any chance?

It's the luck of the draw. My Xbox360 call centre experience was superb. But I know if it happens again it may be totally different.

It's a pity you don't allow animated avatar's on here. i have some crackers (also stolen). Mind you when you reach my age it's time to let your avatar do a bit of living for you. Sort of let them loose on the internet to strut their stuff, mesmerize fora members with their slinky moves. I...

I stole mine from a bloke on another forum.

My Xbox360 broke in the first week. It kept freezing on 'Gears of war'. To be fair Microsoft fixed it very quickly. But when I put the game disc in the new machine it would not work. When i looked at the disc it looked like some bastard had rubbed it with sandpaper. Ruined. If your machine...

No need. The wife has hinted that if I spend more time playing video games she might divorce me. I shall be signing up shortly. :023:

:tumbleweed:

40k? Christ on his splintered cross I'm in the wrong job. I hereby apply for a moderator position on this board. Where do I send my CV?

I'm learning.

Bastard webbos. Btee - amaz0n

How the hell did those URL's get into my post?

I work in IT. This week I got dragged round to my MD's house because he couldnt connect to the the internet. Turned out BT had cut him off because he had sent out 25 thousand emails in a week. Spyware is an IT persons worst nightmare unless he/she has absolute control over the PC's they are...

Pop up blockers are fine but miss the problem. They may stop the pop ups but do not address the cause of the pop ups i.e spyware. Try this http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html As well as the scan function make use of the 'immunize' section. All free and can be trusted...

Right. I am now the proud owner of an xbox360. I am also a proud owner of a broadband connection to the interweb. Do I go online with the above items or do I not? What are the pro's & con's? Will my wife divorce me if I pay more attention to the Mastercheif et al? What to do...

Well it is a drunk thread?

I'm working on it. It isn't working. Perhaps it's me?

Fair enough. Which side is left?

Can they not be stopped? Are you or anyone going to tell me how? Or have I got read the instructions? I am a n00b after all and the world owes me a favour.

I need to sort these forum preferences out. Some bastard keeps sending me an email every time I post a literary gem. And while I'm at it, why can't I have an animated avatar? bandwidth is cheap these days you tight gits.

I'll take that at face value. Thanks to all for the welcome. I think I might like it here. Shame I know fcuk all about football.

No. Though you are not the first to ask. Still, we can't all be original can we.

At this present moment that sounds a bit technical.

Not guilty, never heard of it I'm afraid.

What the hell is 'vCash' or is it worth asking?