2 Horses collapse and die at Newbury racecourse

[spionfox]

Apparently not. Some of the owners wanted the race to go ahead, but there was a lot of resistance to the idea

Did they fall to earth?

 

[Macky]

Did they fall to earth?

They were all well grounded

 

[H T B]

You need to get your own puns Gaz, there's ample to choose from

Subtle?

 

[Mawsley]

Some people are saying that if they'd remained static they wouldn't have experienced the current problem.

 

[Darth Vodka]

i think they suspended the racing far a day

 

[MKFox]

i think they suspended the racing far a day

oh ya beast

 

[Scodger Cubs]

I hope Joule know this isn't a laughing matter... :icon_redf

 

[Darth Vodka]

i fear it will be known as the Coulombine massacre, it's the only thing I can campere it with. It's charged with imagery, I just hope people have the capacity to forgive those on Earth who are responsible for the horses being in the heavens

We surely need legislation to stop it happening again...it may be the potential difference

 

[lazzer]

i think they suspended the racing far a day

Yep goodun

 

[Mawsley]

Coulombine massacre,

Winner.

By ****ing miles.

 

[Darth Vodka]

at last I've found something I'm good at....science puns

Can't quite get that on the CV though

 

[Macky]

at last I've found something I'm good at....science puns

Can't quite get that on the CV though

I think there should be no impedance to your inductance into the TB pun hall of fame after that display DV. I don't think you should volt straight to the top though

 

[spionfox]

I think there should be no impedance to your inductance into the TB pun hall of fame after that display DV. I don't think you should volt straight to the top though

A few would no doubt offer some resistance to that idea.

 

[RHYDAL]

I bet the connections are in a righte old state.

 

[Darth Vodka]

the irony is, the horses that died completed the quickest circuit ever...

 

[fcukcov]

the irony is, the horses that died completed the quickest circuit ever...

It was only a short one though.

 

[Darth Vodka]

if they could have survived with more resistant hooves, then court proceedings would ensue later

 

[bocadillo]

the irony is, the horses that died completed the quickest circuit ever...

Are you positive about that? I hope I done hear that your response is in the negative.

 

[Jeff]

It's a shame none of Pat Eddery's horses were racing. He always goes and checks everything is OK before the race.
It shows how important Pat testing is.

 

[fosseboy83]

It's a shame none of Pat Eddery's horses were racing. He always goes and checks everything is OK before the race.
It shows how important Pat testing is.

terrible but amusing:icon_bigg