2009 New Year resolution list

[footyguts]

a woman that is sane

 

[Brauny Blue]

a woman that is sane

This thread is about things that are achievable not miracles:icon_bigg

 

[Scarby]

1) to cut down to three cheese and onion pastys per day

 

[Macky]

1) lern too moonwalk

Get over it Scarby, you ain't gonna go into space

 

[Scarby]

Get over it Scarby, you ain't gonna go into space

been there done that. next.

 

[FIF]

stop biting my nails and masturbating in public places.

Can you do these two acts at the same time?

 

[newtonfox]

Can you do these two acts at the same time?

You can when you change hands :icon_wink

 

[FIF]

You can when you change hands :icon_wink

you only need one hand?

 

[newtonfox]

you only need one hand?

change at 99 or you'll get wankers wrist mate :icon_bigg :icon_wink

So with the free hand you can bite your nails

 

[spionfox]

So with the free hand you can bite your nails

Even when it's been up your bum? You disgust me Newton

 

[newtonfox]

Even when it's been up your bum? You disgust me Newton

depends on if you like that type of thing,myself i must admit i do not :icon_wink

 

[spionfox]

depends on if you like that type of thing,myself i must admit i do not :icon_wink

AHA!!!! He admits he has tried it then!!! :icon_wink

 

[newtonfox]

AHA!!!! He admits he has tried it then!!! :icon_wink

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: ****

 

[spionfox]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: ****

See ya Saturday you dirty sod :icon_lol:

 

[newtonfox]

See ya Saturday you dirty sod :icon_lol:

:icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

My new year's resolution is to go outside at midnight in just my pants and smash the **** around the head with a shovel who just woke me up with their ****ing pathetic attempt at a firework display.

****s, I hope the Fire Brigade are so busy tonight they can't cope with all the calls and people get disfigured for life because of it. In fact, I hope they die.

 

[newtonfox]

My new year's resolution is to go outside at midnight in just my pants and smash the **** around the head with a shovel who just woke me up with their ****ing pathetic attempt at a firework display.

****s, I hope the Fire Brigade are so busy tonight they can't cope with all the calls and people get disfigured for life because of it. In fact, I hope they die.

****, its -3 outside,then again go for it ............. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

****, its -3 outside,then again go for it ............. :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Aye, it'll be -4 if I get hold of the ****.

 

[newtonfox]

Aye, it'll be -4 if I get hold of the ****.

We want pic's if you do you know :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

****s, I hope the Fire Brigade are so busy tonight they can't cope with all the calls and people get disfigured for life because of it. In fact, I hope they die.

6 police cars and 2 fire engines just gone through my village with sirens blazing.

Well that's two fire engines out of action, bring it on you ****ers!!!!!