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Get Cunsty. Wear Cunsty. Fly

Good one there SJN! :icon_lol: :038:
 
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Hello everybody, I've found you!
"Now that we've found love what are we going to do, with it?"
Funky consty,
the bush kangeroo.

Or did I mean skippy?
Or flipper?
I'm hanging around, for scooby snacks - delicious.

I left you on post 250 so I must just tell you what's happened...
The institution was a dreadful place, so I checked out. It sucked. Came home via the House of Harlots. It was off-peak, so I got 3 for the price of 2. There's money in that game.
Stayed until breakfast. On leaving, heard the unmistakeable sound of the snap, crackle and pop.. of crack pipes.
There's money in that game.
Pimp consty.

As per post 250 & beyond, a post by whose words I stand, it seems some people have cottoned on and began to play along. Which is cool. Some of you have amused me, exceedingly. And I tell you, that is high praise indeed.
 
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Cunsty and the Blowfish
Cunstry and the Banshees
All About Cunsty
Bonnie 'Prince' Cunsty
 
This is the Happy House,
we're happy here
in the Happy House
we're all quite sane
in the happy hooooooouse

words & music,
consty & the Banshees

Thanks to
Alex


oy that's mine :018:
 
I claim exclusivity and dominion over any 1976-79 punk band of my choice! For many good reasons.


wanna fight over it?
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('cos I'm a cowardy custard)
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wanna fight over it?
:mad:

I do not fight. I spread love and laughter.
From the 100 club to student union dives to the relative luxury of the Electic Ballroom in Camden Town, I hung out with them all. I would not choose Sousie above many others. From a base male perspective she was pretty and in the early days prancing around with your tits showing to a 17 year old was most wonderous indeed. So Sousie is all yours. I have - or had - other heroes, but in the words of the band, 'whatever happened to the heroes?' There are no more heroes anymore. Our future dream, is a shopping scheme.













('cos I'm a cowardy custard)
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