Confirmed Transfer Admiral Muskwe to Luton

[homer]

Stop it now - I have a direct line to Jeff and he’ll ban you all

 

[pork pie fox]

Stop it now - I have a direct line to Jeff and he’ll ban you all

Scoooooooooooop. We have that already and we don't like to do them more than once.

 

[fitz]

Scoooooooooooop. We have that already and we don't like to do them more than once.

I think homer's was a renewal quote

 

[jb5000]

I think homer's was a renewal quote

Oh, yes

 

[Graz]

Vardy has been injured and he wasn’t, so nah.

He was out on loan at the time Vardy was injured.

So we couldn't Aviva of them playing.

 

[Lako42]

I think I'm going to have to take a bit of time out and go compare some of these puns.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Simples.

 

[Jeff]

Confused.

 

[tedfoxxx]

He was out on loan at the time Vardy was injured.

So we couldn't Aviva of them playing.

****ing get in there my son, I like that very much.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Seriously what’s happened to Skitzo? He used to be all over the reserves/under 23 stuff.

 

[Lako42]

Seriously what’s happened to Skitzo? He used to be all over the reserves/under 23 stuff.

He went mad

 

[M17TT C]

Seriously what’s happened to Skitzo? He used to be all over the reserves/under 23 stuff.

He was great on the loan thread as well so hopefully he returns for the new season.

 

[tedfoxxx]

He was great on the loan thread as well so hopefully he returns for the new season.

Starting to worry that another forum might have had him on their radar, executed a raid on TB and swooped for the highly rated poster.

 

[pork pie fox]

Starting to worry that another forum might have had him on their radar, executed a raid on TB and swooped for the highly rated poster.

That’d be a bit two-faced of him.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I’d have expected the potential for insurance puns to be at a premium but evidently there’s an excess here. Have we got everything covered now lads?

 

[camberwell fox]

I’d have expected the potential for insurance puns to be at a premium but evidently there’s an excess here. Have we got everything covered now lads?

I dunno, I'll just check with my uncle.

 

[tedfoxxx]

That’d be a bit two-faced of him.

Remind me the Rangers fans apparently singing; ‘Two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams!’

 

[Feriol]

I’d have expected the potential for insurance puns to be at a premium but evidently there’s an excess here. Have we got everything covered now lads?

Let's not be Hastings, there may be one or two more.

 

[glyn]

To be fair, just caught up with this thread from almost the first pun, and there’s some impressive work in there. Well done.