Also known as...........

[spionfox]

As per Hawksbee and Jacobs Fitz Hall = One Size. What are they known as in the dressing room........

Harry Worley - curly
Kelvin Etuhu - bless you
James Chambers - pot
Iain Hume - ass (think about it, works on so many levels)
David Bell - ding dong
DJ Campbell - Glenn
Jamie Clapham - here comes Cadburys
Levi Porter - cloakroom
Steve Howard - Frankie
Ian Holloway - cnut

 

[fcukcov]

Richard Stearman - Playboy (see facebook)

 

[The Major]

Elvis Hammond-(ankle)

 

[spionfox]

Richard Stearman - Playboy (see facebook)

Elvis Hammond-(ankle)

I think you are missing the point here - do you ever listen to Hawksbee and Jacobs when they do this bit? :icon_wink

 

[Dour]

I think you are missing the point here - do you ever listen to Hawksbee and Jacobs when they do this bit? :icon_wink

Perhaps you could explain who the **** are Hawksbee and Jacobs before getting down there with the kids?

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Perhaps you could explain who the **** are Hawksbee and Jacobs before getting down there with the kids?

Talk Sport traders of 'funnys'. Can't be doing with it myself.

 

[spionfox]

Perhaps you could explain who the **** are Hawksbee and Jacobs before getting down there with the kids?

Fecking heck, "Hawksbee and Jacobs" in Google gets you the answer on the very first hit.

Who'd have thought it eh?

:icon_wink

 

[The Major]

Fecking heck, "Hawksbee and Jacobs" in Google gets you the answer on the very first hit.

Who'd have thought it eh?

:icon_wink

Is this the Jacobs you mean?

 

[spionfox]

Is this the Jacobs you mean?

H&J (in that order!)

 

[Macky]

They want shooting.

 

[OldGit]

That jacobs is crackers

 

[Macky]

Kevin Keegan - Fludie

 

[newtonfox]

Kevin Keegan - Fludie

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

Kevin Keegan - Fludie

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

Don't applaud him Newts - he hasn't got the point of this thread at all.

Look, it works like this. The footballer Fitz Hall is known in the dressing room as 'One Size' because 'one size fits all' (FitzHall). Geddit?

Harry Worley would be known as 'Curly' as in Curly Wurly (Worley). Geddit?

Do keep up peeps :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Don't applaud him Newts - he hasn't got the point of this thread at all.

Look, it works like this. The footballer Fitz Hall is known in the dressing room as 'One Size' because 'one size fits all' (FitzHall). Geddit?

Harry Worley would be known as 'Curly' as in Curly Wurly (Worley). Geddit?

Do keep up peeps :icon_wink

and Kevin Keegan is known in the dressing room as Fludie because he looks like Fludie. Geddit?

It isn't our fault that you are one of the very few people alive that can bare to listen to that pair of pricks Hawksbee and Jacobs.

 

[spionfox]

It isn't our fault that you are one of the very few people alive that can bare to listen to that pair of pricks Hawksbee and Jacobs.

I felt like that for the first few months, but they really are hilarious when you get into them :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

they really are hilarious when you get into them :icon_wink

Why? Does the other one tickle your scrotum?

 

[spionfox]

Why? Does the other one tickle your scrotum?

Metaphorically speaking, yes, of course.

 

[Macky]

I felt like that for the first few months, but they really are hilarious when you get into them :icon_wink

They're about as funny as catching crabs and having to explain it to the missus. Unsufferable ****s of the highest order.

 

[bocadillo]

Harry Worley would be known as 'Curly' as in Curly Wurly (Worley). Geddit?

Curly Wurly is also the nickname of the Wyrley and Essington Canal in the West Midlands. It's got lots of bends!!

Not a lot of people know that.