Bernie

[KempsonFox]

Insurance brokers based at pubs now? Workshy bastards.

Had the afternoon off :icon_lol:

 

[Singth]

If he is dead then I bet he smells cleaner than he did when he was alive

 

[Boy Genius]

If he is dead then I bet he smells cleaner than he did when he was alive

Put your name forward then to smell him in death.......

 

[Singth]

Put your name forward then to smell him in death.......

On second thoughts.....

 

[Lako42]

Put your name forward then to smell him in death.......

Is there an official sweepstake :icon_bigg

 

[SJN-Fox]

So do we know for definite that he's dead or is it just more rubbish rumours from another forum?

 

[Lako42]

He is pronounced dead at least once every 4 months, I would imagine he's alive and kicking.

 

[H T B]

It's a ploy to make you feel safe at the next City home match.

You'll be on the concourse about to sip your beer, when a voice from behind goes "arrrrrgggghh shepshaggers shite, forest shite.....", causing you to spill your beer down your jeans looking like you've pissed yourself, and everyone laughs at you including Bernie....

 

[Polar Bear]

I would just like to say that I have not seen Bernie since last season. He was not outside me, nor indeed inside me, at any point this week.

 

[Boy Genius]

I would just like to say that I have not seen Bernie since last season. He was not outside me, nor indeed inside me, at any point this week.

:icon_eek: I hope that is not wishful thinking

 

[chrislcfc18]

He was at the Loughborough game on saturday, saw him at the final whistle. So unless he has died since then.

 

[DesertFox]

He was at the Loughborough game on saturday, saw him at the final whistle. So unless he has died since then.

... or does a very convincing impersonation of Jesus H. Christ Himself...

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Was this rumour not around last season at one point too?

 

[Real Sharapova]

Was this rumour not around last season at one point too?

Yup.

 

[The Don]

If he does die then I will consider it an opportunity for me

 

[DesertFox]

If he does die then I will consider it an opportunity for me

If he doesn't die I will consider it an opportunity for either science or religion, take your pick. :icon_wink